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Post 121

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Hear Hear! *bangs smiley - alemug a bit*


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Post 122

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Happy Valentine's Day Mistadrong!

(leaves him a smiley - rose) knows better than to get too close for a smiley - kiss, as Mistadrong's smiley - kisses can be deadly!


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Post 123

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

smiley - blushsmiley - okYAY!!!
My second Valentine todaysmiley - biggrin
One thing's for sure, there's no garlic on my breath.smiley - winkeye
smiley - vampire


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Post 124

Lurcher


For which we are eternally grateful..smiley - winkeye
Just called in to see how you were doing, I see you`re doin` OK..smiley - biggrin
*Looks around for something to drink*


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Post 125

Candi - now 42!

Belated valentine greetings, Mistadrong!

I brought a rose, seeing as my kisses could be dangerous also (remember I have fangs too! smiley - winkeye).

::looks around for something to use for a vase - spots smiley - ale - swallows the contents, fills it up with water and puts smiley - rose in it::


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Post 126

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

::Drags in a whole variety of beverages, smiley - teasmiley - coffeesmiley - alesmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - oj and something to suit everyone. Loads the table with grub (and foodsmiley - winkeye )of every shape, taste and type.::
It's my birthday todaysmiley - okEnjoy!smiley - cheers
smiley - vampire


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Post 127

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

*whips out the cockney rock piano of legend and starts to hammer the keys like a maniac*
smiley - musicalnoteHappy Birthday to youuuuuu, Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu, Happy Birthday dear Mistadrong, Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuu!!!!!! (Have a banana) Knees up mother Brown OI!!! smiley - musicalnote


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Post 128

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Your birthday, eh?

Here's some smiley - cakesmiley - cakesmiley - cakesmiley - cake

and some smiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - gift

and a hippopotamus, a bird, and two female sheep:

smiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnote

Hippo, birdy, two ewes,
Hippo, birdy, two ewes,
Hippo, birdy, dear Mistadrong
Hippo, birdy, two ewes,
Hippo, birdy, smiley - sheepsmiley - sheep!!!

(Can't let your birthday go by without at least outrageous pun)


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Post 129

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

::Sets up a smiley - monstersound and light system, hangs streamers and balloons from the ceiling, turns the main lights off and goes to check on the kebabs::

Ok Selecta, Party on!
smiley - vampire


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Post 130

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

*once again sneaks Agadoo onto the sound system*
*drinks smiley - stout*
*smiley - whistles innocently*


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Post 131

Candi - now 42!

Just noticed it's Mistadrong's birthday smiley - doh

::brings smiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rose to fill up the smiley - ale mug::

::Also brings lots of cheesesmiley - cake and a gallon of boozy chocolate milkshake (spiked with rum)::


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Post 132

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - huh

Are you a pineapple fan, Plastic Squirrel,
or just a connoisseur of vintage poop music?

(Sorry, that should have been "pop" music)


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Post 133

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Just someone who gets a kick out of playing annoying songs at high volume smiley - ok
It's a bad habit, but I refuse to grow out of it.


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Post 134

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Do I hear disco?

Happy Birthday Count! *gives him a smiley - gift
in his ear - "it's those casket deoderizers you've been eyeing, I got you three different fragrances: smiley - pirate Passion (a mixture of opium, musk and a dash of rum), Classic Castle (roses, linen and moss) and Egyptian Sunset (eucalyptus, sandlewood and water lilly)"

*gives him a birthday smiley - kiss on the cheek, steps onto the dance floor and starts to boogie in her best ever "disco inferno" rendition*


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Post 135

Lurcher

Anymore of this Agadoo business, and I`ll go get my Frank Ifield collection!
smiley - musicalnote I Remember Yahoo smiley - musicalnote
smiley - winkeye


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Post 136

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

And I'll nip off and get "Glen Campbell and his Galloping Twelve string" a true classic smiley - ok


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Post 137

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

smiley - winkeyesmiley - hug Lurcher!

Care for a spin Lurcher? Or are you not feeling up to it today?
PS has me in the "mood to groove" and it's a festive crowd!


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Post 138

Lurcher


Right, Michele, let`s go smiley - biggrin
*Swings into action, movin` and groovin`, remembers Michele and goes back to fetch her8
Sorry love, got a bit carried away there!!..You DO Bop I take it??


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Post 139

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

You betcha! smiley - ok


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Post 140

Lurcher

D`you smiley - puff..Come here smiley - puff often ? smiley - puff


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