h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Only on odd nights and with strange fellows!
(I guess that would mean frequently?)

::Returns from a computer crash:: I'll have to take the advanced driving lessons

Sorry to leave you folks like that but I had to pop down to the local for some more coke to feed the dragon, otherwise no kebabs.

::Selecta uses Agadoo for scratching::
aga-aaa-aaa-aga-sccrrrrr-zzzzrzzzzz-gg--aa-gaaa-aaa-aga-aga-dooowoow-oooo--d-d-d-d-d-doo-

::turns off Agadoo, puts on Disco Hits album::

:: sings "Dance! Do do do do doo - Boogie Wonderland" ::

If you're going to scrape the bottom
of the barrel looking for music to play,
let's put on "This is Spinal Tap."
I think they throw in Boccherini's
minuet in one of their rock songs.
"Big Bottom" is a hoot, too.

Paul

How about KC and the Sunshine Band?

to all the kind people who came.
So! who put Tubular Bells on?

Not me!!
I`m waiting here with a pile of George Formby records!

L

Have you got me lickle ukelele?

Would some Don Ho albums be close enough?

I think we should consider some Cliff Richards.

Cliff Richard?

Cliff Richards not radical enough for you?
How about some Max Bygraves followed by a Des O'Connor

*sneaks on an album of German Drinking songs while all are arguing about what to put on (dear god, I do actually own this one in RL as well)*
s

German drinking songs?

Works for me!

::Nominates poor ole Plastic for Saddo of the Year::
Some things are best left unsaid.

Looks like there's a chance of joint winners.

Does "Drink, Drink, Drink" from
"The Student Prince" count as a drinking
song?

I accept this award not only for myself but for all those who collect terrible records to annoy their friends with, and on behalf of my Des O'connor records and my Cliff Richard movies. Thank you one and all.

::not wanting to be outdone, puts on Exile by Gary Numan ::