h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You do realise that there is no exit.
You're all stuck in here with this choice of music.

I don't care! I have ear plugs!!!

Er, shouldn't they be on a bath?

*changes the music to Michael Jackson's "Thriller"... starts doing the zombie dance...*

::A cast of a hundred undead rise from the floor and dance::
Now that makes the place quite homely

*wishes he was deaf in both ears*

::Gets two sink plungers (unblocking; for the use of) and brings them hard against PS's ears::
Your wish is my command

PARDON!!!!

*grabs PS (complaining bitterly about the choice of music, arms flailing in the air), drags him out to the middle of the dance floor and boogies*

See no evil (check)
Hear no evil (check)


Speak evil? YAY!!

Is this as bad as it gets, Mistadrong,
or are you planning further descents
into kitsch? Will Michelle and Plastic
Squirrel's boogeying be remembered
as the good old days?

*Grabs Paul, drags him onto the dance floor also... massive boogeying going on*

at Paul and Plastic
Dancehall Queen or Timewalk on next?

How about doing the Time Warp? Rocky Horror would go right along with the "Thriller" theme.

oops, I meant The Timewarp


Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

*does the timewarp as he can see everyone else is doing it, still no hearing though*

*pictures Mistadrong, PS and Paul in the same outfits that were worn in Rocky Horror*



hiccup!

*twangs his suspender belt suggestively*

Are my seams straight?

You are all just too wonderful!

I wish I'd got a more generous pair of knickers though .