h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're all invited to the "100 post party" in my room at the Haunted Castle! Follow the link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F82423?thread=163773&latest=1

::pops head round door::

!! Not another conversation to get caught up in!

Sorry Michele, I'm having trouble keeping up as it is - please don't tempt me!

::s away from temptation::

......Forgive me!

Consider yourself forgiven Candi! (but you're missing a heck of party!)

Looking at Candi's posting 222; one third of the way to the mark of the Beast.
"Everybody is having parties, must come up with something original"......hmmmmmm....maybe...aha!

She's 1/3rd of a beast? Which third?
Must be the clever, pretty third.

I'll second that, but I never could see anything bad in anyone anyway.
::Goes back to the corner to work on something comletely different::

OOh - compliments.......I think!

Not sure whether I like being one third of a beast though.....

I thought I was a whole one......small, but whole!



::sits in corner polishing fangs while awaiting Mistadrong's new diversion::

668 the neighbour of the Beast

The oldies are the best.
::Begins painting a plaquard or is it plackard, no it's placard....we need a spellcheck on h2g2::

::The first meeting of the Smileys Liberation Front is due to start and Mistadrong is practicing his speech::

...you know that all the smileys are being held captive and constantly tortured daily? And another thing...

Really? I didn't know that....

::Sets out chairs plus the obligatory table groaning under the weight of , , , and plus dainty thingmios that guests can help themselves to::

Oh Yes, PS. Everybody is guilty of this dastardly state of affairs and it's up to us to do something about it.

*does something about it, and doesn't use any smileys......*




















except this one (which I asked nicely first)

Did you know that they are all held captive on your hard drive and spinning round at high speed?
I'm in the process of liberating them and smuggling them to friends on emails one or two at a time.

How d'you do that then, exactly?

Step 1: Remove hard drive from computer.

Step 2: Bang it on a hard surface many times to dislodge the smileys.

Step 3: Give them a tranquiliser to overcome the shock.

Step 4: Place one on an email without anybody seeing it and click send.

Alternatively ( you came here looking for a straight answer )
use the Start-Find-Folders on the windows menu and look in C. for a particular smiley.
Double click and it opens in photo editor. Right click, copy and paste to email.

One liberated smiley
(Too many take too long to upload though)

It's madness out there.

You might think this is the h2g2 equivalent of talking to myself but rest assured I have a split personality; isn't that right?

Yup!

We hate to see people talking to themselves don't we?

Yes we do.

You alright then MrD?

We hate to see people talking to themselves don't we?

Yes we do.

You alright then MrD?

Yes we're fine Paul thanks

No we're not, stop putting a gloss on things

Oh shut up willya.