h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::Gazes in admiration as Plastic Squirrel levitates::

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That's not what I call confusion!

However, I won't disturb all the tranquility going on around here.

::exits quietly and respectfully::

OM-MANI-PADME-ANAKIN-QUIGONNJINN-OMMMMMMMMMMMM

Ah, the mantra of confusion.
I know it well
Turn up the Hendrix, you can never have too much volume.
::Picks up air guitar ready for the next track::

::enters quietly, slips on a Rolf Harris track. exits even quieter::

Now that was sneaky
But I grudgingly admit to it being a cute move

I notice that much of Plastic Squirrel's
chant consisted of names from "Star Wars"
movies.

Plastic Squirrel, are you a Jedi Knight
by any chants?

::Enters stage left, carrying lots of s, starts hurling them in random directions, then starts smearing the remains all over the walls::

The chits hit the flans!

.......no, actually, the flans hit the chits...............

Well, technically, yes...

(Not the most ideal pun, granted.
Mistadrong likes puns, though, so
I hope he likes it anyway )

Love the puns, which I have been able to transform into
Chitty chitty ,.

This post has been removed.

Gee, I missed that.
Who got moderated
What ever became of free speech I wonder
What we need in here is a virual Speaker's Corner

Gee, I missed that.
Who got moderated
What ever became of free speech I wonder
What we need in here is a virtual Speaker's Corner

Errrrrr.... one of my Zen mantras has been moderated Not sure why, I think it had a load of Sith names in it, hardly a foreign language, or really copyrighted Oh well.....

Maybe it confused the moderators, in which case a most effective mantra and a to Candi.

OMMMMM Martha Stewart OMMMMMMM Bill Gates
OMMMMM Daffy Duck OMMMMMM Woody Woodpecker

That's the spirit! OM-COCA-COLA-CHEESEY-NIK-NAKS-BIGMAC-AND-REGULAR-FRIES-PLEASE-OMMMMMMM