h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*drinks and cocktails*
*puts Agadoo on the jukebox by mistake *
*awaits the kicking that is now inevitable*

*hurls herself headlong at the food, throwing away the remains of the dodgy exR gave her, and stuffs face with cheese and s, washing it all down with and *
(There should be a smiley, shouldn't there, PS?)

*burps*

*falls asleep, despite Agadoo blasting in her ears*

There will be party games later for those not catatonic.

Agreed about the smiley, definitely !
*finally Agadoo ends, goes to try and get the track he wanted on the jukebox in the first place, and ends up with the Birdy Song instead considers suicide *

::The zombie Samurai from next door enter drawing their swords and looking for the person who put the Birdie Song on::

*hides behind the Jukebox from the Zombie Samurai*
*Fixes it's bad taste chip*
*Finally gets the Starsky and Hutch theme tune that he wanted on all along to work*

*drinks more oh sod it, cocktail it'll have to be then.

Birdie song?

Is that the one that goes


"Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet"
?????

If we're gonna listen to songs about pineapples
and birds, why not bananas.

Day-o, Day-o, daylight come and me wanna go home

Nah, it's:
Day-glo, da-a-ay-glo, day-glo white makes you wanna go blind.

Well I may as well do some housework while I'm here.
::sigh:: A vamp's work is never done.

::wakes at the mention of housework, and s away, pausing only to grab more food for later::

::muses::Mention food and drink and people appear.
Mention work and people off.
Now I think I can learn something from that.

::peeps head round the door::

Is it safe to come back? I've brought some CDs to play.........

As long as they play nicely they can come and play with mine

What happens if you overwhelm people with
both food and work?

food work food work food work food work
food work food work food work food work
food work food work food work food work
food work food work food work food work

food work food work food work food work
food work food work food work food work

(What's this, whiplash?)

Aww, ain't they sweet, all those CDs playing musical chairs together. It's so cute......

They need smaller chairs! it's unfair making them climb all that way up (plus it takes so long!)

Perhaps now is a good time for pass the parcel
(Is that Disraeli Gears? .Sq.?)

Nope, Fresh Cream, but I'm gonna put on Disraeli gears next Good idea!
*passes the parcel that he got from a suspicious looking Irish man at the airport*

I haven't listened to Fresh Cream in ages. I'm going to put it on now
::Takes parcel and removes one wrapping::
Is that a ticking noise?

Must be an alarm clock I s'pose.
Janggggggggg........Bom bom Bom ba Bom bom.... Bom bom bom ba Bom bom.... I feel Free... bom bom ba bom bom.... I feel Free... bom bom ba bom bom.... I feel Free... bom bom ba bom bom.... I feel Free... bom bom ba bom bom.... I feel Free... bom bom ba bom bom... JANG JANG JANGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!