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Hi, Mistadrong.

If anyone deserves a fang club, it's you!

It's bloody well time someone started it for you,
so I guess I'm elected. (Sometimes, one needs
to stick out one's neck, and do what's necessary )

Drops off pint of blood s out of there!

Looks around. ! You needed something like this

Drops off ab neg, wanders around looking at the decor. Nice cobwebs.

Gosh I was only joking.
But I'm pleased as punch
Thanks guys

As vampires go, I`m forced to admit, you rate very highly
As a regular visitor to my cell (haven`t seen you at the 19th hole yet) it is only proper I should return the compliment, and visit you, now that you have a place of your own to hang upside down in

*Looks around*

Very tasteful it is too!!

Here`s to you Mistadrong

Thanks Lurcher.
::thinks:: "Maybe I should get the caterers in? Now who's good?"

NANCY: I thought the fang treatment would never end.
My dentist was draggin' his heels. Anyway, a toast to
Mistadrong, one of H2G2's greatest punmeisters.

Thanks Nancy.
Many people have said I'm a pun gent....
or was that pungent

What a great place you have here, Mistadrong, and thank you, kind sir, for mentioning me so kindly in your space!

::simpers and flutters eyelashes::

Right then, where's the grub?

Hey there Mistadrong.
*spikes big juicy vein*
*spurts a coupla pints of blood into a Stein*

That oughta get you p*ssed, it's 90% proof mate!
Congrats on the fang club, much deserved.

The Carotid Kid and his friend Abra Cadavaer
arrive for the Fang Club-warming party>

CAROTID KID: I brought a bottle of "red wine" . Hope it's potent
enough for you.

ABRA CADAVER: I thought I'd give you a piece of my mind.

Don't worry, I can spare this. I wasn't using it anyway.

Thanks Plashtic Shhhquirrel an Paulmeooldmatemeoldpal
I'm going to have a party here as soon as I can resurrect The Mash.

::Pulls himself together to address the Queen::
The caterers are on their way from Balwinity your HRH.

*Yoinks out a copy of The Bonzo Dog Doo-Da Bands version of the mash*

No excushes now Mishtadrong

Aarghh, not the Bonzo dog doo dad band
, hang on.......let's hear it.

S'the only version I've got, either that or I get out my Piano again.

::waits impatiently for caterers::

::stomach rumbles: ::

*slips her a boo*

Balwinity Caterers plc, at your service


Something for everyone, I hope, enjoy

* Starts in on the and *
When I fall over, let me lie, `cos I`ll recover bye and bye