h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let me try!

*hits Thorn in the shoulder with the pole*

I can't do it either, but you know what they say... Practice makes perfect!

*whacks Thorn's other shin* Oh, I agree. We owe it to Thorn to keep trying

*tries again and hits Thorn's foot*

I was way off that time!

Shame

"Oh for crying out loud..."
*Like this!*
*Demonstrates it himself using a shovel*
}Wha-pUunk!{


*Now you try (on yourself? )*

You know what? I think I may have a better idea (clever sort of an interdimensional warlock that I am ). It is this: instead of both going at trying to hit me in the head at once,- (yes,) why not have both of you rush at me at once, so that I can teleport out of the way and you two crash into one another. ('not really...')?

In fact,... *Now, le'ssee here, what'd be the perfect handy dandy-distraction-excuse? Aha! *
*Throws down a bag of coins*
: Hey, look over there,- It's m o n e y!

$$$ $$$
...$...

*in quite defiance and possibly hatred of the laws of physics, the monies materialize in EC's pocket*

Fear the Klepto Kat!

"Ooh."

*is obviously impressed by EC's sleight of hand and 'distractions-of-mind' prowess*

*ignores all goings-on and eats some *

Cake?

EvilClaw, did anybody ever give you out the ML for those two different OffShoot badges I'd made up?

They're still there on my workbench, and you can have one if you'd like (if not, that's okay too).

Eh?

You know... my 'workbench', the one I have over at A9186799 .
The first several are finished.
*does a "thumb's up"*

*Demonstrates to EvilClaw the principle of a false-shovel* *

}Thunk!{

See?
It bends but does not break (itself or anybody else's bones).

*Footnote: Unreality meta-physics? Rule#___ (insert a really huge number here).

Bonkers!

Mr. Claw...
So, you like that Interdimensional Warlock force one ?
If so, then you can have it.
... Really.

<SMILEY TYPE= "dontpanic"/> It's the...
<SMILEY TYPE="skull"/>
INTERDIMENSIONAL WARLOCK FORCE:
<SMILEY TYPE="skull"/>
<SMILEY TYPE= "zoom"/> <SMILEY TYPE="wizard"/> <SMILEY TYPE= "magic"/>


There you go!
Now for those two off-shoot ones...

Oh, hi Ff! The only real way to get into the storyline of OffShoot is to just randomly insert yourself as some type of life form or kind of being... really, just any kind you feel like at all (and that's all there is to it).

Actually, that's an entirely different one I'd made (Oops), so here you go:

<SMILEY TYPE="ufo"/> <SMILEY TYPE="rocket"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="skull"/> 'OFF-SHOOT': The Asteroid Field of Beta
<SMILEY TYPE= "star"/> <SMILEY TYPE="star"/> <SMILEY TYPE= "star"/>

This is the main badge, but due to your early help in the series you also qualify for... I hereby award EvilClaw with the OffShoot Staff badge (OF HONOR + stuff [tm]) *Thus the badge foldses and transform[ses] itself into a bigger, tougher and more Bad@$$ robot (or something like that... sorta) so here you are, without anymore further[more]:


<SMILEY TYPE="aliensmile"/><SMILEY TYPE="martiansmile"/> <SMILEY TYPE="ufo"/> OFF-Shoot Staff Member <SMILEY TYPE="ufo"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="rocket"/>

Is that sweet or what?