h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh no! My sulking has come to an end.

People getting hit with metal poles always cheers me up. Also, it reminded me of a dream I had the other night.

Unneccesary violence cheers me up too

How could it not?

Indeed

*hits EC with metal pipe, for good measure*



*turns out it's made of shiny paper*

Err... I kinda thought this was metal. Would you mind waiting here while I go find an *actual* metal pipe?

Sure! ... ...

*looks around for metal pipe and checks to make sure EC's in the right place*

Hey! You didn't stay put.

Er... ... LOOK A DISTRACTION!

Where??


... Heeeeyyyy!

*chase*

*out of breath*

Forget it! I didn't even find a metal pole anyways.

Thorn: /
"Oof! That's not what I-meant."

*Now please try again (this time correctly )*

"..."

*Lowers his head down and forward (& thus a prime target)*

: "It was metal... I changed it to gum wrappers; A magician's reflexes can only go so far before }Hiccup!{


Whoa-uh,-_-_-_- *staggers*

*smacks Thorn in the shin with pole* Hm. My aim seems to be off