h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Theres no poking stick involved! Just pain!

: Who are you two calling "a baby"?

I'm studying to be like a / type of person, Y'know.

you're still 18! A mere ickle little baby...

oh and there is pain involved....lots of it....

I'm 17, am I a fetus?

Don't ask or answer that

*twitch* I've been talking to a unborn! That means you're undead!

*nod head* Stoker would say or rather write "the dead Un-dead"

*relishes the term nosferatu*

Tis a cool term

I've heard a person making the term analogous to his underage friends in front of a bar

Eh?

nosferatu + blood = underage +

maths

So, nosferatu couldn't handle his blood?

logic, beat it

well there were certain scenes in Interview with the Vampire when Tom Cruise as Lestat...

You're 17, & yet you teach at a University?... interesting.
I have some distinct gray in my right eyebrow though; Hey!

+
What does that make EvilClaw and Anole?

Baby yourself, EC & Kitush; 'Cuz some people say that I'm smart for my age. + I've been through lots of junk too.
No,- (Oh G*dD@*n it/), I haven't killed anyone, thank you oh so much. ...
}Sigh!{

*Sulk-sulk*

"..."

I shall take into confidence to divide any age statistics that EC gives on hisself by somwhere between 1 & 9 at most.


You know, s, and how supposedly get to have nine lives?
<-Mreow?

Blasted server problems again, it'll be telling us/me, next...

Just did. Said I was logged out when I wasn't.
Tried to keep me from posting...
Does that mean I am getting 'stealth modded' for something like being too random?

Oh, I'm eighteen. Its my only failing

. . . Divided by 6... equals 3?

That can't be right!
Stupid calculations...

Why do you refuse to believe me just because I'm a chronic liar?

: *double checks* "Well... logically, a 3 yr. old would not be capable of typing coherently, and so..."
[Assistant]: "-"
: "Yes?"
*Gets the correction muttered to him through his ear*
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