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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

That is quite a lot of tea.


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Is there an equal amount of sympathy?


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Post 5183

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

No, no. Because it is Simplici smiley - tea.


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Post 5184

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Is it some kind of blend, designed by a commismiley - tea?


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

A commismiley - tea could never achieve Simplici smiley - tea


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Actually, I think it might, but it would be a rarismiley - tea.


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Post 5187

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Fair enough.


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Post 5188

Thorn

Yes rather. It also can double as a stool or flowerpot. smiley - yikes


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Post 5189

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Here's a question for Evilclaw:

How soon do you think we might get a poinsettia smiley?


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Would you be willing to take the Ask EvilClaw service to an audiovisual format?


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Post 5191

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing



We'll get it before we get a quantum physics smiley.



Sure. I'll handle the Ask EvilClaw portion and someone else can handle the audiovisual portion.


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Post 5192

Khamsin

smiley - monster Dear MR Catman are you Santa


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Post 5193

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

I am not Santa. I just dress like him and distribute presents at times.


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Post 5194

Khamsin

smiley - monster I has been good this year Mr Catman, can I have I's presents?


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Here you go. Don't open until Christmas.

smiley - gift


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Khamsin

smiley - monster:smiley - cry Khamsin is never giving I a present


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Does the phrase "Santa Claus's present" mean that there is a present smiley - gift for Santa Claus, or does it mean that Santa Claus is on hand?


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

The latter. No one ever gets Santa a present. Not even the missus.


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Post 5199

Khamsin

smiley - monster: I is wanting to open my smiley - gift now


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

What penalty do people pay for opening Christmas gifts before Christmas? Does it affect their quality of afterlife?


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