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8584330 Posted Feb 23, 2010
>>>how many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Feb 23, 2010
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=7321622&post=92758731#p92758731
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8584330 Posted Mar 3, 2010
One of my mother's neighbors has a horse that like to smooch me. I mean it trots over to the fence to rub its nose on my face. My husband is jealous. What shall I do?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 3, 2010
This has the makings of a great story, HN. 
You may even be able to sell the movie rights and make a fortune.
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8584330 Posted Mar 4, 2010
Good idea, Paul.
EvilClaw, who will play my husband in the eventual movie adaptation of The Horse Smoocher?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 4, 2010
Why DO fools fall in love?
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krabatt Posted Mar 4, 2010
Is it true or false that ethical statements can neither be true or false.
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Mar 23, 2010
Is the Northwestern Tree Octopus really an endangered species?
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8584330 Posted Mar 24, 2010
Has Krabatt's leaky tire been repaired?
How many ways can Krabatt's name be misspelled?
Why does "misspelled" look like a typo?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 24, 2010
While we wait for EvilClaw to realize that the future of the world hangs in the balance if he doesn't rush back here to answer our questions, here is a list of possible answers:
Yes
No
Maybe
Just apply them randomly to the questions that EvilClaw has not yet answered.
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Nancy the dragon Posted Jun 29, 2010
What if EvilClaw comes back, and can't answer our questions?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 29, 2010
We'll just demand our money back. 
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