h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Be patient, he's busy with Mastering his stuff.

I see.

Honorable discharge that he had to consult a physician about.



If there's no tag that says "Don't open until X-Mas" its fair game.



Sources point to unobtanium being a better investment currently.



Incredibly



Its as the man indistinctly puts it. I've started graduate work in a master's program. Also, my computer exploded at some point. I will eventually get to all questions in this thread. I'LL COME BACK AS A GHOST TO GIVE SILLY ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES. Helluva way to spend an afterlife.

Are you going to invite us to attend your thesis defense?

Would you settle for a bonzai tree paul and I found named Major Disaster?

If you plan to come back as ghost, may we sell tickets to your demise, or would that be too tacky even for an era that puts the Gosselins and Osbornes on TV>

*prunes major disaster*

If giant space bananas are attacking what do you say to them?

EvilClaw, what was the biggest invention in human history. I know, but I want to see if you got it right.

How would one go about rebuilding the universe from scratch?

Oooh, good one, Terran!

I might mention it in passing a year after its over. Considering my work ethic, that'd be the first time I'd be willing and able to discuss it.



Unfortunately, no. I tried raising a bonsai tree once and it ended poorly. It stole all the silver and left the sink running. Shame.



You may but I get a 101% of the profits. A catmanthing/ghost needs to make a living.



Not much. Giant space bananas communicate entirely via shades of yellow.



Anecdotal evidence indicates that sliced bread is the biggest thing since sliced bread.



With an infinite amount of bricks and mortar.

EvilClaw, what happened to the mainframe?

Any idea where I could find an infinite amount of bricks and mortar? Its for a building project I'm planning...

What's the cruising height of a goose? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=7303748&skip=0&show=20

If John has no , and Jenny is all out of armadillos, and Jeffrey has lost all his marbles, who is bring the pizza?

Evilclaw, what is yor opinion on pancakes?

EvilClaw, how many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?