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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 11, 2008
When single shines the triple sun.
What was sundered and undone, shall be whole, the two made one. By gelfling hand or else by none.
I did not know that. I wasn't even aware that
Not a planet but an asteroid. Tragically, it turned out to be a thumbprint on the photograph.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 11, 2008
I did not know that. I wasn't even aware that anybody noticed it. My cartoons are in the current edition?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 11, 2008
Will Cinderella get to the Ball on time?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 11, 2008
She'll miss the entree, soup, salad, fruits and nuts, and dessert but she'll be in time for exactly one dance before she has to leave.
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Dec 11, 2008
Why is my room always either too warm or too cold? Why can't I get the heating to make just the right temperature?
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Terran Posted Dec 11, 2008
Alas not to my knowledge, but they are referenced here by me : A44319945
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 12, 2008
Its not brain slugs this time but it is a grand conspiracy started by the Knight Templars and continued by the Ashes of the World Foundation.
Its good to be vaguely appreciated. I keep an archive of my comics at bocaj-claw.deviantart.com if you're interested.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 12, 2008
Is vagueness appreciated enough?
Do stars twinkle by choice?
What if the universe was created by intelligent design, but there is no God?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 13, 2008
Not nearly.
They're forced to by an obscure provision in their contract, right underneath that states they get a percentage of the gross and not the net.
There is no god, only Zod.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 16, 2008
if the universe is infinant and so is time, andreligion is infinate who stole my flipping cheese!?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 16, 2008
do you enjoy this?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 16, 2008
Are the cheese mines open on Christmas Eve?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 16, 2008
why are trains, taxis and buses always late?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 16, 2008
Why dies death come when you least expect it?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 17, 2008
What was God thinking when he gave men nipples?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 17, 2008
why?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 17, 2008
how?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 17, 2008
Reepacheep.
I enjoy all parts of speech, from the lowliest indefinite article to the mightiest conjunction.
Tragically not. All cheese mine owners are heavily religious and close their businesses on holidays. And Sundays. And Mondays.
Brain leeches make it hard to keep a schedule.
Because people are too optimistic. Pessimists expect death at all times and manage to be pleasantly surprised when they keep living.
<"Why is a mouse when it spins?">
Spinning makes everything better. Just ask Kamina.
"This'll be a lark"
Why not?
Chicken cow.
PS: No multi-posting in this thread por favor. Ask a question and wait for the answer before posting another one.
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