h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*His Divine Shadow and the Divine Personal Gaurd appear on the scene. The DPG opens fire on all others with net launchers and Zats. (the net guns vape their targets)*

hi all hows it going

You took your time, head for the flag that's the mercenaries base

*Acid comes round from considering if he is a mouse pancake*
I have come to the conclusion that I am not...oh they've gone.

No of course I don't mind. Does that mean I can arrest anyone I suspect as being traitor to the assasins guild - for example by attacking our leader (even if it was nonleathal methods)

btw wonko no hard feelings Acid hates yer guts but I quite like ya

*Starts throwing hand grenades cos she's bored*

DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*catches a hand grenade and flips, propelling it rather accurately at acid, and launches some missiles at the TA base.*

*starts digging*

*Chucks a stink bomb down wonko's hole*

arrest wonko for being a trator if you want i dont think that will stop him from braking continuity and trying to kill us
*watches with some satisfaction as the stink bomb falls deep inside wonkos hole*

*watches with satisfaction as Dr. Anthea watches with satisfaction what he thinks to be a stink bomb but has actually been switched out by my illusion machine and is actually jsut a hologtram. the *real* stink bomb is flying at him, and it seems invisible because the illusion machine has put up a sky colored hologram in front of it*

he
well that does it
*shoots at AK*

*bulelet time, bullets miss*
*fires back... faster bullets... lasers...*

yeah i did say that wonko
*reflects the laser with a light sheald*

*reflects it back*
*shoots a /magic/ laser that penetrates light shield*
*gets his magic laser stopping light shield of which there is only one out and ready...*

*relfects this magic laser with a mirror and a prisom so it splits and hits masses of thingites*

*reflects the many lasers into the sky with many mirrors*

*reflects it yet back again*

*sets up a big wall of mirrors*

*bans lasers and mirrors temporarily because they are getting boooring!*

*throws at the thingites*