h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*fights. just, fights*

*gets out shotguns*

this means war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gets out an empty tank with no pilot or anything and sends it over unhostile to the TA side....*

didn't this already mean war?



*throws a very accurate dagger right through a TA window**and some more*

!!!!!!!!


*
go flying at the TA base*

[Acid] Yes you heard me right. Sure shes here
*Passes phone to daughter*
[Daughter] MMmmmMMMmmph!
*Takes phone back*
[Acid] Well, hurry up!
*A large plane airdrops a couple of flack cannons to the TA base, which start shooting the poor fish, meanwhile the fighter/bombers reverse their run and destroy the trojan horse*

whatever...

*prepares mobile SAMs and takes out airplane...*

*launches missiles*

*Flack cannons fill the air above the Thingites with flack, preventing the missles reaching their target, but also making further bombing runs impossible*
*Holding the phone*
[To Anthea] Requesting tac-nuke authorisation

*slowly regains conciousness after the nerve gas*

Hey! That's biological warfare! You can't do that!

*finds the uzis he dropped and starts shooting anyone on the other side he can see*

Tango

*White Star 9 appears overhead and sprays itching powder on the Thingite troops*

autherisation granted acid
have fun

Ma'am!
*Acid allows himself, for the first time in a while, to enjoy his job. Passing around goggles to protect against the flash he presses the big red button, which lights up the 'do not push this button again' sign.*
*Pushes it again*
*Far far away the electical load on several power stations hits its max as a rail gun is powered to fire, a small canister is propelled high into the sky*
[Speakers, in a delicate yet forcefull tone] Fallout in T-minus 10 seconds. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
*The canister crashed onto the battlefield the shockwave threating to devestate the bases of both sides, at the last minute Acid activates the aquinas protocol sheilding the TA base and everyone inside. Looking up all anyone can see is a very, very large mushroom*

oh prity

And then, just to screw everyting up Warlock Cat joined in, and scratched everone who wasnt a feline.

Release the bats!

ooooooooo, that's gotta hurt.

Tango

non feline...
*shrug*

Must have been a canine... nevermind, sure it cant help it.

The bats have just blotted out the sun, and its gone dark. Not a problem for us, we can still see, having put on our NVGs we keep in the pocket on our tails.

And noone has seen the moles undermining the enemy camp.

*Desubstatiates and looks suprised as a psychotic cat tears into his incorporeal form devestate nearby wallpaper and armchairs.*

*Wonders if the flack cannons can shoot down bats*

*Remebers the flack cannons were outside the TA base and are now inside a big mushroom*

*Calls up the general and demands the pride of the American air force to intercept - the british made harrier jumpjet*


Yes I stole the last line, but its a good line so who cares?