h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*breaks the mirrors*

No for me, you're thinking?

*broken glass showers TA base*

*puts up her umbarela and shealds herseld from the glass*

*glass thoguh is actually very sharp and pierces the umbrella in thousands of places*
*and one really big one*

*throws the now broken umberela at the thingites then to shelter*

*Sees wonkos grenade, still hanging in the air*
Must be the bullet time
*Shoots the grenade with his rifle, the resultant explosion scattering the glass around the TA base replacing the now worn down barbed wire*
So I can try to arrest people, but it might not work...give me an idea...
*Calls the general to ensure that his part of the war is continued in his absense and leaves briefly*

*puts a lid over his newly dug hole*

*interdepts Acid's call so that really it didn't get through*

ZedDragon observing from his lair uncomitted at this time.

*machineguns everybody*

Oi, carefull I'm on your side

*Throws a shield over the bunker*

*Gets back to find the generals done nothing, rings him up and gets very annoyed and threatening - a few T-31s show up to make amends*


I wonder what nationality my fictional general is - I've now used Russian, American and German forces, I think we need some RAF support soon

*a plain flys over and pours lumpy custerd over the thingites*

*Loads rocket launchers with several tons of Jelly and fires*

I love TRIFLEing with the Thingites

*holds up a big laser and melts Jello, leaving a bi steaming gooey mess all over the TA base*

*shoots TA base with a 5000 caliber FUTURistic machine gun*

You got some biggo bullets there...


*is still digging, tunnel covered*

I did this last war too...

First one to find the post gets !!!

*Finds physics and surrupticiously points out the weight of a 5,000 calibre round, AK finds himself stuck under his machinegun*

ZedDragon moves to his work benck and starts to brew his potion.

ZedDragon has gone hunting.