h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'll never find out.

*stands cleening the underside of her nails with a dagger then with a casual flick of the wrist throws it and hits a thingite the blade striking the thingite in the throat*
*walks into hre shelter and brings out a few weapons a catapult and a large selection of cakes*

Chuck 'em this way Anthea we're hungry over here

*Erects large net to catch cakes*

*throws some cakes into the net for reefgirl*

The SOulDagger casually lands in the parking lot of the bar, and out steps the captain, a rather handsom demonic weredragon bearing a badge. and casually shoots a passing thingite, and casually walks up to Reefgirl.
"So, I show up in time for the fun?"

*puts a vorgon poetry cluster granade in the catapult counts to three and fiers it far behind the thingite frount line*

Yep, find yourself a bunk and help yourself to cake and go and do battle with thing

*deploys that project thing from "The Core" that starts earthquakes*

*comes up from underground the TA base*

*presses the big red button*

*stabs Anthea with the One Spork(the spork of Power) Anthea explodes and scatters across the room*

*throws a brick at Ralph*

*Spork of Power pulses blue, and the brick disintegrates in the air*

*grabs mobile phone*
Are the chemical weapons ready commander?
*A couple of planes divebomb the TA base with 'bunker-buster' bombs, they fly straight through roof and into the rooms below delivering their paload of infinate improbiblity gas. Several thingites turn into penguins, one goes green and then pops out of existance, three of them merge into one creature with no neck and...against all odds...absolutely nothing happens to Wonko*

ZedDragon slips out of and into Ralphs shadow releasing several mobile nanite cameras and returns to his lair to check the signals. Pass the frequency out at the guild hall.

*holds up a flowing chaotic axe and sucks in all the chaotic power of whatever that was, then throws the axe at the TA base*

*many TA personnel look rather odd and colorful*

*the nanite cameras disintegrate*

Turns into a dragon, flies over ralph and eats him.

*sits sharpining the bobkin points for her longbow arrows*

*burps* this is fun, Thingite definately tastes better than Terran

maybe you should eat more of them then
*shoots an arrow at ralph*