h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok your saviours are here, do you want us to make a base or shall we bunk down with you, our badge will be seeing as we're getting paid for this

i am very grateful to the wonderful makers of this kevlar bra which repelled creachy's bullet.

*ducks behind nearby wall with loudhailer*

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THINGITES FOREVER

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make a base Reefgirl, since you are a seperate group involved in fighting on a particular side. also, if you don't join someone else's base, you are able to change sides easily later on in the batle if you want to.

spook

Right ho

*Plant's the flag in a plot nearest the bar and starts to build a luxury barrack room*

We'll be here as long as the money holds out, we are fairly loyal for mercenaries

ok
Assassins guild here
we will stay for as long as the money lasts

Anthea

remember... this is not the bigun... sort of a timewaster until we all get our lazy s off the floor long enough to make a page fot the "full thing" thing....thing...thing...thing...thing...THING!!!

So the mercenaries are for the TA?

KILL THEM ALL!!!*runs in wildly with a chainsaw and some grenades and body armor*

*creeps up behind wonko and gags him with an old pair off underpants*

Shut up! No-one wants to here you talk, just fight, will you?

Tango

*realises he's still standing in the middle of the battle ground and runs back to the Terranic base to report for duty*

Tango

*thinks and deploys helmet razor thing that cuts gag*

*jumps in the air spinning and lands a kick on Tango's cheek but stops himself 2 cm away to wait for an answer*

*wonders if that was just a slow simulpost, or if wonko expects a thingite to be running towards the terranic base to report for duty*

*keeps running, so he is far enough away by the time wonko notices the response*

Tango

dangnabbit. *launches some rockets at her* *3 of em*

Who you calling "her"?

*catches rockets in a big net and hurls them back*

*continues to run to the base, finally make it*

*starts searching for the armoury*

Where are those weapons? I know i put them here somewhere...

Tango

Oh. hm...


*backflippish move and kicks rocks behind him*

*ducks behind the sandbags surrounding the base*

Whoever thought to put them there, i thank you.

*finally finds the armoury and stands up above the sandbags with an uzi in each hand*

*opens fire at wonko*

Tango

*Shows up at TA base*
I used to feel that war was no place for an assasin even if we were being paid. Then I found a way that we could get involved
*Brings in tied up girly and dumps her on the floor*
This is general vladmirks daughter - do not lose her, we need her as a hostage
*Lights up the Thingites with a laser pointer and pulls a mobile phone from his cloak*
Its me
*A pair of Fokker fighter/bombers strafes nomans land and starts bombing any area with a high spork content indiscriminantly*

can I ask who is General Vladmirk???


*s in, , and stafes and fires huge nerve gas and acidic gas canisters from ultra accurate artillery at the TA base...*


reporting to thingites!

*throws shurikens and busts all the sandbags*

*summons a tornado*

SANDSTORM!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fire's morter bombs at the 2 thingites on the base*

Vive la Franc, vive la deuchmark Vive la numbered bank account in Switzerland

sorry that should be

Vive la euro, vive la euro, vive la numbered bank account in Switzerland

whatever
theres a 10000 posts as fast as is humanly possible thread too in case you haven't noticed people

stop yapping or I'l shoot you.

*duststorm throws sand all over the TA base*