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Where's My Homer?
Existential Elevator Posted Jul 29, 2003
Your fur is perfect!
Now....smile everyone!
*the camera clicks and flashes*
Where's My Homer?
Hermi the Cat Posted Jul 29, 2003
Hey EE, is that a green parrot hovering just behind your left shoulder? 
*slips off Spooks head and lands among the still big pile of lottery balls.
Those invisibility cloaks are slippery.
Where's My Homer?
Existential Elevator Posted Jul 29, 2003
*looks over shoulder*
No... It's just a very small spaceship 
Where's My Homer?
spook Posted Jul 29, 2003
darm! and we were so close!
anyway, let's have a look in that temple for Homer and Julie!
*walks into nearby temple*
Where's My Homer?
Existential Elevator Posted Jul 29, 2003
Temples...statues... I wonder what they did that was so special<?>
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spook Posted Jul 29, 2003
OMG! a statue of Spock!
EE we may need you and your logical computer mind if we are gonna get any information out of this table. perhaps you could start by speaking to Spock's head over there!
*points*
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Hermi the Cat Posted Jul 29, 2003
*Sees a great big sun puddle on the floor with stained glass colors and flops down to await inspiration (or a nap).
Has anyone noticed whether there are real people here? I haven't seen any. Only temples, statues, tubes and suicide boxes.
*Feels a weird draft on her whiskers...
Spook? Did you just brush against me? I thought you were over by EE and the weird table.
Where's My Homer?
spook Posted Jul 29, 2003
it wasn't me. could be a few of the 
s!
i haven't seen anyone yet, although i have seen a few robots travelling about.
i think we should leave. Spock's head has gone to sleep so we may as well check out the Planet Express building.
*walks out of temple.*
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 30, 2003
Wow! Matt Groening's in here!
Darn...he's sleeping too....
... George Dubya is awake, but there's no way I'm talking to him...
*follows Spook out*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 30, 2003
EE please tell me who is Matt Groening?
kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 30, 2003
I had a very strange dream last night. I dreamt that it was very hot 32+celsius and in a matter of seconds it started to snow 
. I then suddenly found myself on a bus on the road from Girvan to Newton Stewart. The bus stopped as other bus drivers coming towards Girvan told our bus driver the road ahead was blocked. We all got out and opposite it was an out of way Inn. Then a few moments later I woke up.
kat
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spook Posted Jul 30, 2003
*knocks on planet express building door, then waits for answer.*
kat - Matt Groening is the creator of the cartoons 'Futurama' and 'The Simpsons'!
spook
Where's My Homer?
Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 30, 2003
Thank you Spook, they are two of my favourite cartoons.
I am 
when I am sober and I am sober when I am .
It is not as life as we know it Spook.
I think Pierce the 
may have Homer the parrot 
s.
kat
Where's My Homer?
spook Posted Jul 30, 2003
that makes so much sense. a pirate from the future saw Homer and Julie in ne of the Homer movies, so went back in time to get them. he then captured Julie and Homer, and used them to take over the future.
it was probably the pirate who created the nudity laws we think they are, and Julie and Homer are prisoners and in Julie's case most likely a sex slave, who need our help!
*door opens, to reveal a naked Leela.*
our worst fears are confirmed!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 30, 2003
hhmm.... I bet you're *really* upset spook...
*hands Leela a towel*
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spook Posted Jul 30, 2003
*Leela chucks 
on floor, hands me keys to spaceship, then walks into a room full of other naked things doing things the BBC would censor.*
i guess she desn't want to break the law EE!
now, let's go and find this !
*unlocks spaceship*
Where's My Homer?
spook Posted Jul 30, 2003
*looks at a normal sized figure in front of him*
Bender!
Where's My Homer?
spook Posted Jul 30, 2003
WOW!
, EE - since you both look simler, i think you should try to communicate with him...
*
s to command deck*
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