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Where's My Homer?

Post 4541

Existential Elevator

I'll have you know I look much prettier than Bender!

*attempts to steal Spooks wallet*

Now see what you just made me do!


Where's My Homer?

Post 4542

spook

it isn't what you look like, it's what you can do. can you bend things?


Where's My Homer?

Post 4543

Existential Elevator

My specialty.... smiley - winkeye


Where's My Homer?

Post 4544

spook

that's brilliant!

hey! - you just went past me and out the tube first!smiley - grr

where are you now?


Where's My Homer?

Post 4545

Existential Elevator

Hmmm.... Well... There's this really BIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig building...

It looks like it's...

No.

It can't be.

Spook..... Bob the llama is running a large film company!


Where's My Homer?

Post 4546

spook

NO! this can't be!smiley - yikes

this future is really scary!

*jumps into a new tube*

coming?


Where's My Homer?

Post 4547

Existential Elevator

*dives into the shoot after Spook*


Where's My Homer?

Post 4548

spook

*jumps out of tube.*

hey, there's a large metal box over there, like a telephone box. i think i'll go in and make a call.

*walks towards box.*


Where's My Homer?

Post 4549

Existential Elevator

NOOOOOOO!!!!

*dramatically dives to save Spook from a Suicide booth*


Where's My Homer?

Post 4550

spook

Suicide Booth? where? i just want to make a phone call!


Where's My Homer?

Post 4551

Hermi the Cat

*little feline voice from the time machine...*

Spook? EE? Hey Guys? The statue of Julie appears to be moving.

Oh no!

*jumps out of time machine just as giant Julie statue picks it up and begins inspection (by dismantling)*
smiley - cat


Where's My Homer?

Post 4552

Existential Elevator

smiley - yikes


Where's My Homer?

Post 4553

spook

smiley - erm well, hopefully there are some other time travelling devices in this millenium!

until then, i'd better make that phone call!

*walks into box*


Where's My Homer?

Post 4554

Existential Elevator

No Spook!!!!


Where's My Homer?

Post 4555

Hermi the Cat

*jumps into nearest tube and by sheer dumb luck catches up with EE.

Which box did Spook jump into? The only one I see is that one that is slowly sinking into the ground?
smiley - cat


Where's My Homer?

Post 4556

spook

*speaks into machine in box.*

Lottery Number Records Please!

Machine: Death by Lottery Balls it is!

*lottery balls start to fill box.*

smiley - erm, HELP!


Where's My Homer?

Post 4557

Existential Elevator

*Uses sheer metallic weight to smash open the booth*

*gets hit by lottery balls*

Ouch!


Where's My Homer?

Post 4558

Hermi the Cat

*Distracted from the danger by the opportunity for play Hermi pounces amid the lottery balls and begins batting them all over.

Oops sorry Spook. Was that your head that I just jumped on?
smiley - cat


Where's My Homer?

Post 4559

Existential Elevator

Aaaawh... Has anyone got a camera<?> He looks sooooooooo cute smiley - smiley


Where's My Homer?

Post 4560

Hermi the Cat

Camera? Is my fur sticking up anywhere? Can you see my belly from this angle?

Spook! Stop squirming. EE wants a picture. Oh! Claws. Sorry. (But you shouldn't have squirmed.)
smiley - cat


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