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Where's My Homer?
Existential Elevator Posted Jul 30, 2003
Spook, Bender just gave me the keys to the spaceship...
*hands Spook the keys*
It looks like things are actually the other way round. Julie kidnapped the pirate because he had invented a time travel machine..
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spook Posted Jul 30, 2003
ok, and you believe the lying, cheating, and stealing Bender because...?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 30, 2003
I gained his trust by sharing my stealing expertise..and of course my feminine charm...
He even offered to fly the ship for us.
Why are we in a ship, anyway<?>
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spook Posted Jul 30, 2003
we need to travel to he Pirate headquarters in the outer reaches of the galaxy where Julie is obviously located.
Bender - DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 30, 2003
*translates Spook's command to Bender*
Don't forget, you're talking old english here.. 
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spook Posted Jul 30, 2003
oh, right:
" Bender: Drive this bloody spaceship to the planet i want it to go or i'll kick your bloody ass int outer space!
"
was that better?
spook
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 30, 2003
No no no....
It should be: Bender, drv dis s/ship 2 da plnt I wnt it 2 g2 or I'll kck ur rs in2 outaspc.
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spook Posted Jul 30, 2003
yes, but, THAT way, bender may think plnt means 'plant' and not 'planet', and may drive the spaceship into a giant rose bush!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 30, 2003
But 'plant' is now reffered to as shrub.
Trust me, I know the lingo. I updated myself as we were travelling in time... The marvels of electronics!
*Bender starts up the spaceship*
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AlexoOo Posted Jul 31, 2003
*Grabs Lottery balls, and starts calling Bingo numbers in a silly voice*
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Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders Posted Jul 31, 2003
Oh my,after a 3 day 
.I wake to find myself on a 
,heading for the restaurant at the end of the universe??? in search of Julie??Isn`t she back at 10,000 posts????
Oops,
,shouldn`t have said that..LA LA la la la la la la 
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 31, 2003
He says we are...
*looks out of window*
That little 
took us to the off-lisence!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 31, 2003
Well... I say we let him go get some liquor, and we steal the ship wilst he's in the shop...
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spook Posted Jul 31, 2003
ok ok!
Bender - here's a fiver. don't spend it too quick.
*Bender rushes off.*
now EE, as a fellow robot, you'd better be able to fly this thing!
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