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Where's My Homer?
Existential Elevator Posted Jul 31, 2003
Hmm... let me just familiarise myself with the controls....
*random beeping noises*
Great! Ready<?> Seatbelts on<?>
Good.
Let's go...
*puts spacecraft into 7th gear, going at a speed of around 4,000,000kmph*
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spook Posted Jul 31, 2003
look, i don't want to have to wait all day! can we just start traveling at the speed of light now pelase?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 31, 2003
Sorry, I'm just trying to get my bearings...what direction do we need to go in<?>
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spook Posted Jul 31, 2003
just follow the signs pointing to ruler of the known universe!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 31, 2003
But...umm.... They're pointing to the liquor store
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spook Posted Jul 31, 2003
that's cause you're looking at them through the spaceship mirror. look a it propely and you'll see it's in the opposite direction!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 31, 2003
...No Spook, I'm looking out of the window
Looks like the ruler of the universe is an alcoholic beverage of some kind...
*parks spaceship again*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 31, 2003
There is a good place to visit and that is the restaurant at the end of the universe. You need to pay with 
s. Most things at the restaurant cost 42 s.
Katrine
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spook Posted Jul 31, 2003
the Restaurant at the end of the universe is actually where we are heading. it is the pitt stop between us and the fortress of the ruler of the universe, and we all want a good meal first anyway.
EE - are we there yet?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 31, 2003
Hmm, bout half way there, so six thirds of the journey left 
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Hermi the Cat Posted Jul 31, 2003
Do you think you could turn of the gravity device for a bit? The lottery balls are more fun to chase when they float.
Hey EE, is it true that Robots can cling to the exterior of a spaceship in flight and not be damaged? 'Cause if it is, Bender is hanging off the left wing flap out there and he looks kind of mad. Maybe it's just because he dropped the booze... 
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spook Posted Jul 31, 2003
i think he's mad because i smashed the booze on his head and tied him to the wing!
*turns off gravity for hermi.*
have fun!
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Hermi the Cat Posted Jul 31, 2003
Woohoo! Oops sorry EE didn't mean to float in front of your seeing devices.
*Carooms off a wall and smashes into something*
Spook I think you can take off your invisibility cloak.
*Sees Spook over by EE.*
Oh. You did.
*Shrinks from powerful lottery-ball killing machine to small spotted tabby.*
Um you guys? Why did I just crash into air?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 31, 2003
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