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Where's My Homer?
AlexoOo Posted Jul 26, 2003
Flying forks with cameras?
They'd never be able to operate the zoom control!
(As for out of focus blackmail pictures, I don't give a flying fork!)
Where's My Homer?
Existential Elevator Posted Jul 27, 2003
Ahah! Smiling! You must be...erm... urhh.... Don't tell me this...urrh....
Where's My Homer?
spook Posted Jul 27, 2003
for those who asked!
btw, i have found Julie and Homer. they are hiding in the futuristic world of earth shown in futurama. now, i have acquired a video camera (for the movie) and a time machine to get to the future, but i need a team of people to go with me in the search.
so, can i count on you all?
spook
Where's My Homer?
spook Posted Jul 28, 2003
wello, unsurprisingly, it's actually that blue, old, police box over there. want to look inside?
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spook Posted Jul 28, 2003
well, the first thing we do is press the ON button marked OFF over there. would you like to have the honour?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 28, 2003
Ummmm..... Okay 
*carefully presses a big red button marked 'Off'*
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spook Posted Jul 28, 2003
*machine lights up*
there we go!
ok, now press the 1000 year jump button over there so that we are transported into the future. everyone in this thread will automatically be transported to the future too.
spook
ps. once you've done that you should go to A1119467 and join the Campaign For Nothing!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 28, 2003
*looks around for the button*
In the light of on being off, is forwards backwards<?>
*points at the 1000+ and the 1000- buttons*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 28, 2003
let us all become intellectual.
let us all contemplate our navals.
let us all talk in latin.
qed
kat
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