h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame the parrot

You can... Homer is developing exceptionally broad shoulders !

Ok, we'll make 3 movies. The first movie that will contain th story of the sandwich, the parrot's wrong directions and some of the numerous attempts we first tried to find it. appart from a few transporter scenes this movie will be pretty cheap to make.

The second movie will be the adult-version, containing the trek for the parrot, finding Julie in the strip bar, and things like that.

The third movie will be the space version, containing the DS9 and death star searches, and the cloning of Homer.

The movies will be called:

Homer The Parrot 1: The Great Escape
Homer The Parrot 2: Late Night Loving
Homer The Parrot 3: Space - The Funny Frontier

ok, who wants to direct and which movie(s) would you like to direct?

I'll be planet earth location finder... travelling around the world, staying in smart hotels, and keeping an eye open for smart settings (gosh, when I think of Casablanca - sorry, off track).

Will you be a director or/and an actor (who else could play the dramatic escape scene?) ?

But remember we have to find Homer first !

He seems very attracted to Bangkok but I understand he's on a few Most Wanted lists there (fans, police, budhists, ...)

i`d like to direct film number 2 if i may,i know some suitable dives ooops respectable establishments that would suit julie??? down to the ground.

I can see it now, Homer helping to remove each garment slowly from Julies voluptuos body...we`d have to have his beak blunted though,don`t want Homer hurting Julie

Why don't we use a duck stand-in instead?

coz a duck ain`t quackers enough

besides the public would know the difference

I'll try keeping you updated on the Bangkok situation....... although it is a bit difficult, what with parrot attacks resulting in long power cuts. Right now my computer is running off a fairy cake (it worked in HHGTTG!), but it's a small one and will probably run down soon.

when the fairy cake fails try switching to current buns


they last longer

Or perhaps the eggs of battery hens?

ill direct the firs one i got this one pretty well covered i know the person in charge of luton i can pay him off and well have many different scenes for this film on ths cheap too

now about that transporter scene ill need an expert sfx person

well, if the first 2 movies are taken then i'll direct the third movie.

it ould be good if we could have Homer for the filming, however, if we haven't caught him by then, then we an either use his brother Herbert, or, his stunt doubles, of which i own millions. we could probably be ok just using stunt doubles since there are no speaking roles in any of the movies.

*thinks about adding in a scene from Red Dwarf to the third movie, just to make it funnier...*

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EE - see if you can get loads of people on that crew to come to this thread to star in one of the Homer The Parrot Movies please!

spook

ok, i think we should do a Star Wars and Star with the Third Movie. The second movie can be filmed at the same time, and the First ovie can reveal sme of the stuff mentioned in the First movie and all will make sense.

I'm looking for a quality cast, so if you would like to volunteer post now:




spook

ps. if you don't want to volunteer now post now anyway, the posts matter!

Hmm Red Dwarf Crew Movie Thing sounds interesting.

For those of you that don't know I'm Listerette, the new Lister.

But in fine female form

So yeah, I'll get dreadlocks and eat curry.

Direct away

so, are you in any way similar to the femal Lister in Red Dwarf season 2?

Um....

Possibly. *struggles to remember* Its season III btw

I'm more like Lister.... curry eating dreadlock wanting...

Um....

Possibly. *struggles to remember* Its season III btw

I'm more like Lister.... curry eating dreadlock wanting...

No, it's definitely season 2, last episode (got my brother the DVD for his birthday)...

If you remember it's where male-Holly meets Hilly, and then remodels himself on her at the start of series 3.

~ <-- ex Red-Dwarf-nut