h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I have this plan for a scene - like Homer's love interest, a bit bond style, infrared cameras and that... but in a cage. Any objections?

There are 3 films planned, with several versions of each (Disney cartoon, general release and X-rated). So I think at least one of the films should be okay.....

BUT it does rather depend on what Homer the Parrot thinks of the leading lady (since hanging round the Bangkok dives, he tends to go for Quality AND Quantity...)

Well the lucky lady I have in mind is a voluptuous macaw called Lindy - she used to work the street so she should be able to last long enough if you know what i mean

So now..... we have to find Homer.

He was last seen canoodling in California and apparently was intending to head South.....

(He can be enticed by Tesco cornflakes, easy good-looking females, very skinny lap-dancers, ....)

do they have Tescos in america?

Stop by Luton Tesco's on your way to the airport.....

I DO suggest cornflakes, the lap-dancing might be confused with Air Rage...

Just got off the phone to Tescos - they're willing to set up a ad deal for those cornflakes with Homer as long as we can get him back here by tomorrow for the shoot.

He'll be paid in cornflakes and his pick of the birds at Spearmint Parrot.

He also likes Bangkok. Did you know they have a Tesco here? Nothing like the ones you get in the UK except in name and logo, but that just might be enough to entice him... I'll set people to watch all entrances and exits.

wrote ou a reply and CRrrraaaassshhh.....

Homer has developed hacking ability

So as I was saying


ALERT FOR ALL PARROT SPOTTERS - ALERT FOR ALL PARROT SPOTTERS

De-double your efforts to find Homer. Major deal with Tesco's pending parrot participation.

All those of you presently in low-dives or pirates' dens are especially requested to keep your eyes open and your hands on the table....

WARNING : He's a crafty old bird and can be violent.

Great work Schrödinger's Cat-flap...

do you think you could sprinkle cornflakes over the watchers ? (every little helps)

Great work Schrödinger's Cat-flap...

do you think you could sprinkle cornflakes over the watchers ? (every little helps)

it does? since when?

Since you started this 10,000 target thread, parrot-pooper

that ain't right.

this thread's slogan is...

10,000 is a lot, so post loads and loads!(or if you can't, just post a little. it does help, you know )

spook - 3000 coming up so get posting

My ol' friend....

How do you change a "thread" name (no, I've no plans to de-parrotise just another silly thing I started).

the 1st S-pace parroteer (that's to get you in a good mood so'll answer)

oops, that should be "the 1st S-space parroteer " (got my own name wrong)

well, as far as i know, the only way to change a thread name would be to ask the editors to edit the subject of the first post. if you mean just change it in the thread then you change the name in the subject box.

spook

thanks my friend

btw: did you see that "Spook Corp." posted to this thread... Wondered if you'd had a name change or was lurking under a separate identity !

that was me!

it is my corporation, and is hence under a different identity. i had money concerns so i decided to fund everything with my own corporation!

spook - the honour of the next, post 3000, is yours...