h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How about these three:

F1?thread=263011 -- that will go to the beginning
F1?thread=263011&latest=1 -- that will go to the end
<./>AddThread?inreplyto=3437336</.> -- that will take someone straight to the post to a conversation page, so they can type nonsense without needing to read the other nonsense. (You will need to use < ./ > at the beginning, and < /. > at the end [both without spaces] to make it a link)

Tango

I'm assuming you want it short because you are using a digibox or something that doesn't allow copy and paste, rather than not knowing how to copy and paste. If it *is* the latter, then i can give you a lesson.

Tango

<./> My screen is on its last legs here I can hardly see what Im writing
I may be off line soon, for a wee while
Smudger.</.>

That's a shame - we need everyone to find Homer. Hope to see you back here soon Smudger!

Lou xxxx

(You will need to use < ./ > at the beginning, and < /. > at the end [both without spaces] to make it a link)

...HTML, WAS BORING ENUFF, THEN FLASH WAS WORSE. Then xml(the smoe that did that ...) , then I had to get a handle on guide ml.
Not anther markup language please!!

not stable
damp

pedboy U200417

It's not really another mark up language. It just turns anything inbetween them into a link. It comes into the same catagory as smilies.

Tango

*comes out dressed in cornflake suit*
Here homie homie homie...

*walks in with someone hidden under a large black sheet.*

if you want to know who i just brought into this conversation...POST!!!!!!

What is going on here?
None of this made sense to me.

Put that thing down!
You mean there's someone in there?

What is going on here?
None of this made sense to me.
I'll look here > A996960

You mean there's someone in there?
Who taught you that?

oh dear pigeons are nibbling L-Lou's cornflakes suit.... stop them !

There be no cornflakes left to entice Homer...

opps, L-Lou, you've been de-suited !

Hi all-I do so to jump into the middle of a fray which I know nothing about...Hi,ones,N here..At least Abbi`s here.Neugenout

You don't need to know much about anything on this thread.... The important thing is "What your seen the parrot?" He's keen on low dives in Bangkok, sleazy strip clubs and Tesco's.... should you go to any places of that ilk, please watch out for a green bird

Sorry I was distracted by the lap-dancers. That should have said "The important thing is "Have you seen the parrot?"

Please post all sightings here

*spook removes the black sheet to reveal...a naked Julie!*

SHE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!! and ready to star in the second Homer movie!

Sure you wouldn't be jealous when Julie is rich, famous and still running around starkers !

nope, cause when she is rich and famous SHE can pay for the hotel rooms!

ah ah, but you've got to find Homer first......

Tell Julie to put some clothes on and start beaming about !

*Julie starts beaming about.*

she isn't wearing clothes cause she prefers living a nudist lifestyle.

spook