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zendevil Posted May 11, 2003
I'm supposed to be looking for gainful emplyment, not doing this!
Anyone want a writer, I'll write about anything at all if you just damn well pay me!!!
*strangled sound of art being prostituted for the sake of the bills*
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zendevil Posted May 11, 2003
Even just a little bit, enough to buy the next lip liner!
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted May 11, 2003
what do you want to buy an ocean going ship for???
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 11, 2003
*looks down and ONLY just realises is de-suited*
MY CORNFLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!
I expect some sort of payment for them... like half of Homer's film rights...
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zendevil Posted May 11, 2003
Cornflakes? You want me to write about cornflakes?
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted May 11, 2003
You could write about their addictive qualities... How once you've had one bowl, you just keep on eating and eating until your mother sends you to 'fat camp' and all the kids taunt you cos you've still got one flake on the back of your knee where you used to go swimming in them and... 
I mean, yeah, you could write about cornflakes.
Oberon2001
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted May 11, 2003
just to make it more interesting you could always write about the sex life of a cornflake as well
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 11, 2003
*in David Attenborough voice*
The - reproductive life of the - native sugar coated cornflake still - remains a *shift position* mystery to us...
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 11, 2003
Lets have an parrot concertino 
kat
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Tango Posted May 11, 2003
We are nearing 3100 posts in 5 weeks.
3100/5=620 posts a week
620/7=86 posts a day
86/24=3.69 posts an hour.
That's one post every 16.26 minutes!
Now I'm going over to the No! No! No! thread, to do a comparison.
Tango
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Tango Posted May 11, 2003
Ok, the No No No thread:
792 days
44339 posts
55.98358586 posts a day
2.332649411 posts an hour
25.72182503 minutes per post
Us - 16 mins per post
Them - 26 mins per post
Winner - US!!! 
Tango
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Tango Posted May 11, 2003
Ok, the No No No thread:
792 days
44339 posts
55.98358586 posts a day
2.332649411 posts an hour
25.72182503 minutes per post
Us - 16 mins per post
Them - 26 mins per post
Winner - US!!!
Tango
PS If this is a multple post, i'm sorry, h2g2 is being very slow...
Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense
Tango Posted May 11, 2003
Ok, the No No No thread:
792 days
44339 posts
55.98358586 posts a day
2.332649411 posts an hour
25.72182503 minutes per post
Us - 16 mins per post
Them - 26 mins per post
Winner - US!!!
Tango
PS If this is a multple post, i'm sorry, h2g2 is being very slow...
Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 11, 2003
Urgh SIMULPOSTS
wtf is up with hootoo 2day
SOOOO SLOW
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 11, 2003
Urgh SIMULPOSTS
wtf is up with hootoo 2day
SOOOO SLOW
Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense
zendevil Posted May 11, 2003
so tired, tired of waiting,
Tired of waiting, hootoo!
zdt
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Oot Rito Posted May 12, 2003
Homer the Parrot has eaten the banana and is now singing rude Rugby songs, playing the piano.....
Catch him quick !
Run, run !
aarrrrrggggggggggghhh
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- 3085: BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) (May 11, 2003)
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- 3090: BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) (May 11, 2003)
- 3091: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 11, 2003)
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- 3097: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 11, 2003)
- 3098: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 11, 2003)
- 3099: zendevil (May 11, 2003)
- 3100: Oot Rito (May 12, 2003)
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