h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not sure how talking about polygons is going to help...

Probably not...
Maybe I could turn myself into a ?

I'm not sure that would be much easier than turning yourself into a parrot.

*sigh* Seems like you'll never get hear my ugly dialect...

You could talk to a parrot and have it come here with some pirates to mimic your Korean for me.

That's very clever! I'll do that!

Yay! Now we're getting somewhere.

I don't mind if you dominate the world. It sounds like to much work for me. I'm more of a left hand man. Don't use it much. Can't live without it.

Oh jolly good. Well, there's one person who won't be giving me trouble.

Hey! What do you mean 'one person'!

Oh, well, clearly, I meant "one *more* person."

Hm. Ok. So, what number will you give him then?

I don't know...How about 24?

Isn't it a bit high? What about 21?

Well, how well do I know him? For all I know, he could secretly be a minion of the evil Fred. I don't want to give him too low a number straight away.

Hm. You're right. I've not seen Fred around for quite some time... This Fence could even be Fred in disguise.

Yes, I have to be careful. I can't just go around giving really low numbers to everyone I meet.

Maybe you should look up this character.

He seems to be interested in hot tubs.

He seems to be interested in hot tubs.