h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooh. milk. Never had that before.

It's y. Just the right thing for Fred.

Better or worse than smurf pee?

Can't say, really. I haven't tasted smurf pee.

I'll make sure you don't have to. We'll save all of that for Fred.

So we're saving all our pee
Yeah we're saving all our pee
Yes we're saving all our pee for Fred
For Fred, for Fred

Has anyone ever told you what a talented songwriter you are? Because that was excellent. Just made that up on the spot, did you? Truly amazing.

Stole it actually. but I "did" change some of the words all by myself.

Well, can I say that you stole it wonderfully? I can't think of a single person who steals songs as well as you. Not even Puff Daddy.

Why, thank you, thank you...

No. Thank *you* for entertaining me with your superior stolen serenading.

Well, I'm better at writing odes, that's what I think, but thank you anyway for saying such sweet things...

Oh, your odes are great, too. I can never get enough of your odes.

Oh, Dominator our Lord and Master!
Hail thee, and your Octagonal Hat
Moderators lurking
No Latin today
We'll keep Uzbekistan too

*applause*

Hooray! Hooray!



That was spectacular!

Thank you, thank you...
Ah yes, my ancestors would be proud of me, I think...

Oh definately! And you have such a lovely singing/typing voice.

Oh, stop it, will you!
Well, yes I have, don't I...

Yes you do. That's why I made you number 4...Well...Among other things.

'Other things'? Oh, yes... right...