h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I suppose he could use it for paddling, though I suppose there are other things more suitable for paddling.

I'm not sure I know what paddling is, so I can't suppose anything, I'm afraid.

Well...It's pretty much just what it sounds like...You get a and you paddle it. Helps to have a paddle.

Ah, yes, I can imagine. So, there *is* water on planet, then? Or does he paddle them on land? Without paddle? With a badminton net?

I think the 's wool would probably absorb a lot of water, causing it to sink. Thus, I think paddling is best done on land.

How is the badminton net used? Like a sail? I can't see how it can substitute the paddles.

Well...When I wrote that, I was thinking of badminton rackets instead of nets...

Was it a Freudian slip, you think? Should I be worried?

I don't think there's anything to be worried about. I just din think about the right min.

Ok. Then I'll just nets think about the right rackets, then.
And smurf the rest.

Okay, that smurfs like a smurfy good smurf smurf smurf.

Uhm... you haven't been out drinking whith Fred I hope?

Of course not. I don't drink smurf pee.

You can catch it from his touch too. But now you sound youself again, so it's probably nothing to worry about.

Touch Fred? Eeeuch...No way. He drinks smurf pee.

Phew! You're safe then!

Yep. I'm fit as a fiddle. Strong as an ox (a little one). Safe as a......Safe.

That's... good...

So... What are we doing here now that Fred is taken care of?

Well, obviously we should...Do...Something...

Go out for pizza, maybe?

I guess... but it's two in the morning here. No pizza available...