h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*lurks around the cabinet*

Do you talk?





I ANDROKTONE

I realize that I started this without a description of the club itself, but I'll remedy that right now...

*Being filled with mufflewhumps, the form and location change on a whim, but there are four constants...First is the doorway leading to The Source of Mufflewhumps...Not door, but doorway, as there is no barrier...Second, the floors and walls are rubber, so that Pod can bounce even higher than normal, and will not be hurt...Third is the cupboard (and a cupboard made of is a sight to see)...Fourth and finally is a constant distant sound, as of rain, that is the sound of Pod's slave going type type typety type to keep Pod alive...*

oooh thats *spooky*

How did we get in?
Well i don't suppose it matters now, my mufflewhump is a GOBLIN TEASMAID!! So I have lots of for everyone..




I ANDROKTONE

oooh thats *spooky*

How did we get in?
Well i don't suppose it matters now, my mufflewhump is a GOBLIN TEASMAID!! So I have lots of for everyone..




I ANDROKTONE

oooh thats *spooky*

How did we get in?
Well i don't suppose it matters now, my mufflewhump is a GOBLIN TEASMAID!! So I have lots of for everyone..




I ANDROKTONE

Didn't mean to spook anyone...Just didn't realize, when I started this, that most clubs are described...

As to how we got in, there are a variable number of other doors...

I do apologise for the multiple posting...
I was shivering so much my paw kept pushing the 'reply' button.
(its hard to type with paws)

Still, I guess everyone must have enough by now. I'll send the off for a bit.

I ANDROKTONE

Typing is hard when you're just a woman-shaped-and-sized sheet of computer paper, also...(Especially when one arm is taped on...)

*clears throat*

*Takes deep breath*

Of course I talk.

*waves to everyone*

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!


the mufflewhumps are being very affectionate today

would you like some ?

I ANDROKTONE

8)8)8)
*knocks back more *
Blows s for Adroktone and Roo.
s float around room under their own gravity, followed by some friendly mufflewhumps. Pod blinks...



Thank you Amy for your vivid description of this place 8)
My slave, I am sure, would appreciate it- if he wasn't so busy typing and stuff. You know, I really worry about him.. But only for about 2.34219433 seconds. Otherwise, I am too busy having fun.
More ?

Has anyone met my cousin Cephalo?
He's a squid...
*Cephalo enthusiastically shakes all hands at once.*

And may I introduce 001, my guinea pig, for those who have not already met him?
(###8) squeak!
"__"_

Hello 001. Have some

pod


My tooth hurts today I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. I am currently overdosing up on nurofen and anbesol. feel very peculiar


But your made me feel better

I ANDROKTONE
NOW
HONORARY MUSE OF BIG HAIR AND PLATFORM BOOTS

ANDROKTONE
*passes over a special medicinal mufflewhump*
Congrats on the museship

Thankyou kindly, sir POD.

The anbesol appears to be kicking in now.
I feel all floaty


What does one do with a museship once one has one?
Big Hair and Platform Boots

Use it to deice the roads in winter perhaps??

I've just had a thought it doesn't matter about doors that much seeing as any time we want to get out the mufflewhups can be used to escape - not that we'd want to of course!

I would like to invite everyone to view my latest effort:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A637319
Grab a mufflewhump and hold on tight

Very nice, ANDROKTONE...

Hi Amy
Just put it up on my page, ANDROKTONE, and very it looks too.

Hello Amy
Would YOU like to adopt an obsolete game? We have several going spare

Thankyou pod, I'm sure the ANT ATTACK is a lot happier now.

Is it just me or do all aliens look like ants?


I ANDROKTONE