h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sorry but it's going right over our heads...


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*slaps forehead*

Amy!!!
Wheres my manners!!
You gave everyone a mufflewhump and no one offered you one in return!


You see... I had assumed that you had unlimited access to my mufflewhumps and did not need to ask!

And, what can I say, you do now!

As does everyone here, and also to , and and ham sandwiches too...! 8)

*Thank* you Pod...

I guess us being the oldest here has some compensations!

*tries to slap forehead with his hand but that goes over his head too*

Doh! I'm so sorry! How could I be so dumb! *showers Amy with Mufflewhumps*

That's OK...I *was* getting a little childish about it...

What's wrong with being childish?

Nothing wrong with it... Unless you start to get cranky...And I am neither young nor old enough to get away with crankiness...

Woo =)
Mr Pod, I am awed by your story. The poignancy. The heartbreak. The sheer bravery of your escape =)
btw, i'm new here, how does one put a smiley in a message? I have several in my page but theyre tricksy little sods and don't seem to want to stay in my messages....

mmmm i like this place, and ham sandwiches... what more could a girl want??

Welcome, Androktone! Have a mufflewhump!

BTW, if you click on a smiley, it'll take you to it's home, where you can learn how to produce them...

O thankyou

>takes mufflewhump<

yum yum.. erm.. i *was* supposed to eat it, right?

I ANDROKTONE

Gee, Pod, do you see a pattern developing? All your fans, except Mr Plato, are female, and we're all younger than you...All except Androktone and I are teenagers (but I'm still the oldest fan, in two ways...) OK, so maybe it's not a pattern...It's still a little , in a way...

You can eat mufflewhumps, if what it has turned into is something edible...

Wow, you could form a pop group with us teenagers as your fan base... the possiblities opening up to you...

and hey, i'm not as young as all that.

Ah, but 19 is still a teenager...

And still no fan here is as old as I... (Pod's older, though...but not by much...)

.....

Hi there Androktone You are very welcome.
Wow, 5 whole fans!
Now I am all .....

*001, Pod's pet guinea pig, slaps him around the head with a wet *

Ah, that's better...
Now, Androktone, and anyone else who needs to know...
A mufflewhump is an entity that becomes the most pleasurable thing that its possessor could wish for.
Thus, a mufflewhump may be eaten, sung, shoved in a lorry, whatever..
The one constant when it comes to mufflewhumps is that they are always 8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)

Good job getting the smileys to line up like that, Pod! Did you do it on purpose, or did it just happen serendipitously? (A word I spell much better than our mutual friend 2Legs!)

Do you think I could have another mufflewhump then please? I think i wasted mine. It tasted a bit of and a bit of . Interesting.

May I have your autograph please Mr Pod?


I ANDROKTONE