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If he wants one...

Or even if he doesn't

Thanks Amy!

I don't know if I have many fans though...
Maybe one day!
!

Well, if Roo notices this is here, she'll probably join!

You're welcome, BTW... (Now all my friends have fan clubs )

Well, now my list of friends is longer...So I guess I'll just say that my oldest friends have fan clubs!

I'm sure you have other fans...They just don't know this is here...

Hello?
Fans?
Where are you?

Well, more and for you and me then Amy.

Well, if you put it that way...

I told Roo about this, but I haven't seen her on the 'Who's Online' list since...

I'll be a fan, but only in winter (less work - my hands won't get as tired)
Hey you never replied to the things you can't keep, i thought i was onto such a good one with milk, ah well you win some you lose some, i guess that pound coin was never destined to sit in my pocket.

A WHOLE OTHER FAN!!!!

Winter is arf arf...

and, No-Longer D.O.H.S....
I did reply! And I gave you some mufflehwumps and cherrywhizzles!


And now, please have a complementary glass of to celebrate the doubling of my fan base!

8)

Why thank you generous sir. Yeah, i'm a veggie now, no more ham sandwiches for me, shame really but i'm letting the little piggelles live and that's better.

So what does being your fan involve then? will i be marching around with a banner proclaiming your soveriegn right to wield caterpillars or is it a little less strenuous than that ( i plump for the latter)
Vic

Well, if it's anything like the other fan clubs I'm a member of (this is the only one I've started), it's a lot like a regular conversation, except it should center around Pod. However, if Pod *wants* catapillar banner waving...

Well pod if we're going to idolise you you really should start out telling us your life story

Or at least cut and paste the story you told me over here...

Hey Guys! Can I join? I think Mr. Pod is a pretty hoopy guy!

Welcome!

(See, Pod, I told you so!)

Pod, we're waiting breathlesly for your life story...(Or at least paste that one you gave me--I've heard it, but you have two new audience members...)

Hey Plato!
From one hoopy to another...
You are most welcome ...
Please do have a complementary

*downs in one*

Thanks man!

back in a tick..
I'm trying to remember where I put my life story...

Ah yes, here it is...

OK, everyone, gather around...Well, the story is this.


The story of my origins...


It is a sad tale, but a happy one too.
A poignant tale of riches, greed and romance, ending in ..
well, lets start at the beginning.

There is a multinational company called professorial Gambit.
Professorial Gambit are not widely known.
They prefer it that way.
There are two main divisions.
Nice and fluffy division,
and somewhat shady division.

What PG do is invent things to order.
Nice and fluffy division invented Mufflewhumps and Cherrywhizzles.
Distinctly shady invented not so nice things like Bazams and plumghusts (the latter does not even bear thinking about)

Anyway PG hit on the idea of inventing life pods.
The worked for years, and finally came up with a prototype:
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 1.
Number 1 was, to be honest, a complete failure.
It said nothing.
It did nothing.
It didn't even sing a song.

So they worked hard and came up with number 2.
Number 2 liked football and cars.
But only had two words in its vocabulary.
"Football" and "Cars".

At this stage it seemed that the scientists funding would dry up very quickly.
So, they had one more go.
And voila..
I was born.
I was a rebel though.
I wouldn't play along.
I just whistled, the same note, without stopping.
The poor scientists were so annoyed they decided to hide me.
They hid me where scientists hide everything..
They shoved me down behind a PC.
But I escaped, got into the web, and wound up here, in this place.

That's my story.

Thank you for your patience.

Now, lets drink lots of and

8)

*stunned*