h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*fetches in a large crate ofand several*
If you run out of food orjust let me know
I'll be back with supplies

*flies off with invitations*

* takes a and a piece of *
bit quiet for a party yet.
Maybe I should be the 301st keeper??

*brings along some cans of WD-42*

*juggles a few whilst sampling the party food!*

I'm still giving out the invitations
Have some

*Sidles in and starts making a large dent in the Glenfiddich supply *

We've got a keeper of keepers, but who keeps the keeper of keepers?

(Please, no-one apply for this title, as it could get quite silly very quickly).

*Chills out in a corner, cracking the joke about the two choirboys and the organ to anyone who'll listen, and even some who won't*

*takes a tray of and starts drinking it with haste*
nice , I have to stop by these parts more often.
All we need is more people. Hmmm, can anyone supply some robots.

*hic*
*hic*
*drinks from a bottle full of *
*hic hic hic*
*hic haec hoc*

*trots in and grabs some *

We need a bit more atmosphere in this party! What do you reckon... some party games, or does anyone fancy a dance? *looks through the music collection*

* wanders in after an evening of discussions in stead of celebrating his own keepership *

Hi everybody, I am made a Keeper to!!

*sips and waits for some action*

Did Someone say Action?

Thorn bush stomps in. Spying Archangel Babe he stalks over and sweeps her off the floor. Conferring a huge bear hug,

he gives her a sloppy wet kiss on the cheek.

Hey Babe, thanks for inviting me to the party.
Where's the food? Oh, there it is!

Where do I put the

are the drinks for anybody?

Well I gotta go. See ya later bye.

Thorn

*stunned by the big sloppy*
Now that's what I call action!
Where's the Keeper ofes?
How about dishing some out eh?
Eh?
Have somefirst, though
are second best to be sloppy ones


I brought my portable cd player if anyone is interested in loading it up, I'm in the mood for dancing....
*resists the urge to sing the Nolans song of the same title*

*doles out a few before collapsing into bed exhausted*

Hope the party continues tomorrow... maybe I'll have caught up on my sleep a little by then.

::: brings in endless supply of jelly beans, snags a , and parks herself on the couch :::

Would anybody like any Beans On Toast? (I do Cheese on Toast also but it isnt as good!) Tonto - The keeper of complaints and Baked Beans on Toast.

We need some atmosphere, do we?!?

(drags in a HUGE tank of compressed air and opens it up)

38-J

JOTD: He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

Good morning

Am I too late?

* enters wearing purple and bringing a large supply of *

Hi, how is everybody?
Is it time to celebrate?
Would anyone like some ?

*appears in front of bar amidst a puff of purple smoke, hurriedly hides pipe in pocket, pauses thoughtfully, picks up , pours it in pocket thereby dousing flames*

Hi everyone.

*sips remaining *

Sorry I'm late. These international time zones are killer.

Congratulations, O keeper of Spoons. Here is a Haida carved mountain goat spoon from the Canadian West Coast May your oolichans always be oily!

*pours self a fresh *

Well, I'd like to stay and chat, but I have a special ceremony to arrange.. you'll all be invited, by the way.. I'll drop off the invitations later..

*chugs *

C ya!

*disappears in puff of purple smoke*