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Researcher 178815 Posted Sep 1, 2001
Marvin.... who? 
I've heard of him/her just don't know anything about him/her. 
... I'd prefer Queen.... Like right now I'm listening to Breakthru!
aka
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Ultima Weapon (NE US Researcher) Posted Sep 2, 2001
Queen is a good band. Bohemian rhapsody is one of their best songs of course. Rock from that era is the best
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SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout) Posted Sep 2, 2001
Ehh, I only have power to crash that which crashes itself. I tend to jinx any technology I touch... really.
AOL is killing themselves enough. They don't need me there...
on the other hand, could I interest you in a copy of AOL customer service policy? As it breaks down easily, it comes to me as soon as it is lost or discarded...
--S.G.
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Jools Posted Sep 2, 2001
As far as I was aware, AOL's Customer Service Policy is to stall, delay, waffle, delay, hem, hee, haw and generally increase your phone bill until whoever you're dealing with can ask the Senior Technical Supervisor (the only person in the entire call centre that knows anything about computers) what the problem might be, having to queue up for their time because this is exactly what all the other call centre staff are trying to do. Then they forget what the solution was and have to queue up again.
You didn't have a hand in Windows ME (Multiple Errors) by any chance?
Anyway, I'm neglecting my duty here; where's that Glenfiddich? 
*Sidles off with a suspiciously bulging jacket that makes sloshing and clinking noises*
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WeS Posted Sep 2, 2001
YAWN! 
*drinks two *
*uses cocktail sticks to prop open eyes 
*
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 2, 2001
*walks in, with trolly stacked with 
, 
, 
and s.*
Hello everyone, names Pod.
I brought my Guinea Pig, 001. Hope no one minds.
I am the keeper of the one thing in the universe that absolutely, positively and definitely cannot be kept.
Please, don't ask.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 2, 2001
Thanks Plato 
*rummages around trolly*
Care for an 
?
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SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout) Posted Sep 2, 2001
I helped with Windows ME (Multiple Errors), but I had a far more critical role in Windows XP (Xtreme Pain).
*snaps his fingers*
*points to a really ugly, beaten up used car that shouldn't be on the road*
*The engine falls out of the car, onto the ground*
I've been wanting to do that for weeks.
--SmartGamer
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Alex A (Keeper of 7) Posted Sep 3, 2001
Hope I haven't missed the party,
I'd better start with seven to catch up 
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fyrelizard (muse of roses and raspberry mocha, keeper of pyrotechnics etc) Posted Sep 3, 2001
Sorry I'm late... just returned from holiday. Think we need some decoration 
. Hmmm, now how many do I need to catch up?
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Sep 3, 2001
Alot, here's some , and to get you started.
Snowman 
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 3, 2001
Ah! Fyrelizard! Glad I finally caught up with you! I've been looking for you for years! Anyway, I just wanted to give you this!
*hands a simple plastic pen with a small picture of a red lizard to FL*
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Sep 4, 2001
If you're the keeper of Missing Ballpoint Pens why are you giving them back?
*picks up *
Snowman
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Researcher 179388 Posted Sep 4, 2001
*comes to in the corner after several days of coma to find the party still going on*
, some party!
*helps herself to more and 
*
Cheers all.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Sep 4, 2001
* wanders back in *
* Sips *
Hello again Keepers!
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Alex A (Keeper of 7) Posted Sep 4, 2001
Hiya Light 
Fancy meeting you here!
Would you like an ?
BTW what are you Keeper of?
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- 81: Researcher 178815 (Sep 1, 2001)
- 82: Ultima Weapon (NE US Researcher) (Sep 2, 2001)
- 83: SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout) (Sep 2, 2001)
- 84: Jools (Sep 2, 2001)
- 85: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Sep 2, 2001)
- 86: WeS (Sep 2, 2001)
- 87: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 2, 2001)
- 88: plato <surfer> (Sep 2, 2001)
- 89: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 2, 2001)
- 90: WeS (Sep 2, 2001)
- 91: plato <surfer> (Sep 2, 2001)
- 92: SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout) (Sep 2, 2001)
- 93: Alex A (Keeper of 7) (Sep 3, 2001)
- 94: fyrelizard (muse of roses and raspberry mocha, keeper of pyrotechnics etc) (Sep 3, 2001)
- 95: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Sep 3, 2001)
- 96: plato <surfer> (Sep 3, 2001)
- 97: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Sep 4, 2001)
- 98: Researcher 179388 (Sep 4, 2001)
- 99: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Sep 4, 2001)
- 100: Alex A (Keeper of 7) (Sep 4, 2001)
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