h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"You'll love the way this souped-up car performs," the salesman told me.

Then he poured soup in the gas tank.

We were able to detect the 31 parallel earths and communicate with its inhabitants with our new-found superpowers.

It was a strange experience as we communicated with the other earths inhabitants where some were direct duplicates of ourselves and others were totally different.

I led my army to the edge of the moat.

The castle itself would be easy enough to storm, but the moat was full of peanut butter.

It was strange meeting several versions of myself, some male and some female and some in-between genders.

We began to create our realities filled with quaint villages and country market towns where everyone was dressed in brightly coloured hobbit style clothing.