h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

only when I'm ready to take over the world

But I think you're ready right now. The only fly in the ointment is that the world isn't ready for you.

true so true (modest reply)

Anyway, I think you've already taken over the world, but the rest of us haven't realized it yet (except, of course, for me )

I'm still trying to work that one out

Worry not, lil. Prof will need all the help he can get.

keep a low profile and take over in small sections of the communityI thought of it first and aliens copied methe race is on

The Malerial Mosquito is streets ahead of you Prof.

yeah! kinda bugs you don't it

I wish there weren't so many different kinds of insects in my petunias. They chew holes in the petals.

holes in the petals? sounds like a good band name. maybe even better than in the petunias

They chew holes in the petalsbetter than in your pants

If ants got anywhere near my pants, they would feel my wrath!

to pun thread

*giggles*

I'm glad you're enjoying the show, Auntie Giggles.

Have you stopped chasing s, Paul?

I never started, lil. There are very few ants in my vicinity, and those few are reading "War and peace."

and never icipating your wrath?

there's no ant in wrathonly a rat