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The paul (Pumpkin) H Fanclub!!!
Yael Smith Started conversation Oct 8, 2001
Sorry, hun- just had to start it!! 
S
Elly
The paul (Pumpkin) H Fanclub!!!
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 10, 2001
YAY!!!
GO PAULY!!!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 11, 2001
::sings:: Go, Pauly, GO GO!!
Go, Pauly, GO GO GO!!!
Go, Pauly, GO GO!!!
...Pauly be good!!!
The paul (Pumpkin) H Fanclub!!!
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 11, 2001
The paul (Pumpkin) H Fanclub!!!
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 11, 2001
Indeed!!!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 12, 2001
Oh, my goodness!. Just when
I was getting ready for a good long
rant about the world situation,
I find a fan club devoted to me.
Thank you, everyone! I pledge to be
as scatterbrained as usual.
(And, who knows, someday a fairy
godmother may turn me into a golden
coach--not a bad deal, when you look
at the money that some coaches make,
even if their teams lose. If this
happens to me, I shall dispense with
having a team at all 
.
So, let the 
flow, and we'll
set out the gold-rimmed dishes on the
buffet table, where Nancy the Dragon
is serving the 
pie, and Aunt
Matilda has set up a massive 
urn (I think it makes at least 100 cups,
not that they have to be drunk today).
So, for all, and we'll see
where all this leads.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 12, 2001
YAY!!!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 12, 2001
For those who would rather not have pie, I can bring out some
gingerbread and toffee apples from the
pantry. There *may* even be some
cheesecake somewhere. 
The paul (Pumpkin) H Fanclub!!!
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 13, 2001
OH!!! I'll help you look!!!
The paul (Pumpkin) H Fanclub!!!
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 13, 2001
MMMMmmmmm....
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153745 Posted Oct 13, 2001
*outside*
Hey, look!
A big building with a fifty foot mural of Paul H. giving the thumbs up...
I wonder what's inside 
*walks in*
A party, in honor of...
*reads the big sign that says, "Happy fan club, Paul! We love you, old sport!"*
~not exactly sure what to make of this, he congratulates Paul on being himself and puts on one of those pins offered by the front door saying, "Pumpkin pie. That's right dammit, I'm a fan of Paul's"~
*and begins to party*
The paul (Pumpkin) H Fanclub!!!
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 13, 2001
::dances:: YAY!!! Hi!!!
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153745 Posted Oct 13, 2001
Hi!
This is some party you've got going here, Paul...
*admiring the flashing lights, and great music*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 13, 2001
YEAH!!!
::admires the great lights and flashing music::
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2001
(The flashing music gets 'em every time )
Has everyone left? A pity!
Aunt Matilda made 100 cups of coffee, and there
are still 90 left. Hmmmm, we don't want them
to go to waste.....I could drink maybe four,
but that still leaves 86. I guess I'll need
special help.
VOLTAIRE: Hi, Paul, long time no see. I see you've
just been enjoying a party. What on earth
led you to serve THAT wine. I would never give that
to a dog!
PAUL: This is an English website, Voltaire. As you
know, England is too cold to grow decent grapes for
wine. Also, I had to serve the house wine here. Anyway,
I didn't call you for advice on wine. I have 86
cups of coffee that are going to waste. They're
still nice and hot, but they won't stay drinkable
forever.
VOLTAIRE:
What gave you the idea that I like coffee?
PAUL: Oh, several historians. I was told that you
drank 86 cups of coffee every day....
VOLTAIRE: Well, it is good
coffee, I'll admit....
PAUL: Be truthful, Voltaire. How long has it been
since the last time you had coffee?
VOLTAIRE: 215 years, give or take a decade.
PAUL: Aha! Then you have a lot of coffee-drinking
to do if you want to make up for lost time!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Oct 15, 2001
I don't drink , but I *do* eat pie! And I dance to flashing music!
*dances*
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