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Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 10, 2002
::backhoe hits something hard::
I'd better shift it into high gear!
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 10, 2002
I think he's going blind from the sugar coma!!!
Quick! Get the antidote or it will be too late!
:::frantically digs to rescue our friend:::
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 10, 2002
*Notices a strange looking vortex forming near Shea's back hoe...* Shea! Look Out!!
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Lady Scott Posted Sep 10, 2002
*prepares syringe of insulin for over-sugared ER*
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 10, 2002
Is that vortex spinning clockwise or counter-clockwise? We're testing the way things drain in this hemisphere. 
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 10, 2002
::frantically munches, so as not to waste a single jellybean::
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Lady Scott Posted Sep 10, 2002
Hurry! Dig faster!!
He's slipping into the vortex!
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 10, 2002
I dunno, all's I know is she's starting to sink fast! Quick, Shea, start Gyrating!!!
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 10, 2002
::finishes his jellybean lunch and toddles off back to w**k through the vortex::
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Lady Scott Posted Sep 10, 2002
*injects insulin so ER won't be on a sugar high*
Really, you'll thank me later, when we don't have to scrape you off the ceiling...
Oh, wait... you would be on the ceiling normally, except for the velcro on your shoes...
OK, have some more jellybeans 
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 10, 2002
We've lost him. He's gone ... sucked alive into the evil jellybean software slave kingdom's vortex. He's being bound in chains as we speak, led away to be tied to a desk and forced to stare at a glowing glass box until he loses what's left of his brilliant mind. 
Dear Bob, I'm gonna miss him!
:::picks up a half-eaten jellybean to keep as a cherished memento:::
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 10, 2002
No, I'm putting it in a silver locket.
It may come in handy for 
some day. 
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 10, 2002
::looks longingly at the half-eaten jellybean::
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Lady Scott Posted Sep 10, 2002
*tosses in a few more jelly beans so Shea will have something to eat*
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 10, 2002
:::carefully breaks the half-eaten jellybean in half and gives one half to Shea:::
Take good care of it, Shea. *lip quivers*
He's going to be gone for nearly a month! No ... two weeks, plus a weekend. Seems like a month. When I was a kid, it would have seemed more like a year, but by the time I was in my twenties, it would have been maybe, like six months ... now, it seems more like two weeks plus a weekend, but since he's such an important part of my life, it's more like four and a half months without him, while he's on holiday in the great vortex ...
... but I digress.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 10, 2002
Is half of a half-eaten jellybean a quarter-eaten jellybean, or is it just a licker?
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 10, 2002
Goodnight, ER. I hope I'll have a chance to see you again before you go, but if I don't ... have a grand time.
(Don't get any ideas)
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 10, 2002
What? He's leaving us? 
First he's asleep and now he's leaving???
*munches on a few jellybeans to cheer her up*
Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
Lady Scott Posted Sep 10, 2002
It's in the b'log somewhere... maybe some other thread - he's going on vacation/holiday for 2 weeks.
::tosses in more jelly beans just for good measure::
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Attack of the Jelly Bellys!
- 1621: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1622: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1623: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1624: Lady Scott (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1625: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1626: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1627: Lady Scott (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1628: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1629: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1630: Lady Scott (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1631: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1632: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1633: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1634: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1635: Lady Scott (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1636: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1637: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1638: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1639: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 10, 2002)
- 1640: Lady Scott (Sep 10, 2002)
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