h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ER

cafram! we thought you were DEAD

shhh! it's a secret!

pretend not to come on msn then

Cafram
manly and UH

can't sorry, gotta run

ER

AW

Good morning to you, my fine Aussie friend.

*wanders back through*

*tosses in a few jelly bellys*

Good mornin' all.

s

::just finished 6GB of software download, now must burn onto CD and take them to w**k tomorrow::

::munches jelly beans::

*just* finished?

As in at this hour?

You're going to need a jumbo CD for that burn.

:::tosses ER a frisbee diameter CD:::

*owww*



Lemme know when you're gonna toss one of those things next time, ok?

Okay, I will.

:::offers bandaid and kisses it better:::

I've done the download in stages over the past 24 hours, giving the computer a rest every so often.

Thanks AW!

::tries to jam the frisbee sized CD into his burner::

Somehow, when I hear the term CD burner, I can't help but visualize it meaning tossing CDs in the woodstove....



Not that we have a fire this time of year, mind you!

There's a little button on the edge of the frisbee CD that temporarily shrinks it to fit your drive ... only problem is, it won't stay that way for more than one hour, 23 minutes. Our research and development team hasn't quite worked that bug out yet. We're also working on pizzas with the same technology.

*eyes the bug suspiciously*

*smashes bug*

You do plan to share that pizza with the rest of us, don't you?

I don't think you'd really want *this* pizza. In every laboratory test thus far, the pizza expands dramatically after it's been eaten. The lab boys are still scraping guinea pigs off of the ceiling.