h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This calculator sits out because it is about 9 inches wide..... and has a clock....... and many, many kitchen functions.

Ok, I'll keep it. Go ahead and figure out the conversions with a paper and pencil..... the old fashioned way...

*collapses after reading the backlog*

ER... long time no post here...

Amy

Good mornin' all.

Morning? It's almost night time!

You really *must* get out of that bottom of the mindset, ER!

oops.

I mean other side of the mindset.

The bottom of the mindset is another thing entirely.

As is the tendency to drive on the wrong side of the road.

Okay then, goodnight.

and I hope you have a bright and sunny night just like we are having right now. Lady Scott

Actually it's getting pretty dark already.... but it'll be hours before I'm ready to sleep..... I had one of those long afternoon naps I'm so fond of and I'm wide awake now.

Darkness? At night? It's unheard of! Must be some strange sort of Northern Hemisphere phenomenamenamneanmenamn....

Oooh... it's getting darkish outside... nifty.

It's happening to Amy too!!

Dont worry. Close your eyes, have a nice little nap and I'm sure everything will improve.

You poor aussies...... no wonder you keep such strange hours, working all night long - the sun keeping you awake all night like that...

Obviously, the entire continent is hopelessly confused.

ER

:::offers with extra kick:::

Well, I'll take the but I'm not so sure about accepting the kick!

AW

*could use some kick*

:::gives kick to Amy and ER doesn't get any:::

Oooh... more awake now... I think.

:::offers ER a nice couple of boots instead:::

::strolls through the fora, sporting new boots::

Nifty Boots, ER! They new?