h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi all!!

s, and s for everyone

It's more of a really, isn't it....>

Sorry, I forgot that AW doesn't like s.

::proffers extra slice of ::

::tosses jellybeans onto cheesecake::

Yep, the dye is dripping off pretty fast, taking all the color with it....

Next time use better quality dye, and make sure it doesn't drip.

:::picks jellybeans from atop the :::

:::hides jellybeans by sticking them to Shea's embroidered jeans in a very sneaky movement:::

Thank you, ER for the

I must learn to make IRL.

Perhaps I'll torture my sister until she gives me her recipe for .




























Of course, I could just ask her..... but where's the fun in that!

I could send you one of our American recipes, and torture you by letting you try to figure out the measurements by yourself.

The greysheep looks more like a blacksheep with mange to me.

Conversion from imperial to metric measurements!!! My just thinking about it...

Wanna borrow my handy-dandy kitchen calculator, complete with measurement conversion features?

Isn't that the same calculator that caused so much trouble the last time we talked about this?

::uses to wipe jellybeans off jeans::

No..... the last time we talked about measurement conversion, I had seen a cookbook written by someone without a clue who had separate measurement conversion charts for aussie metrics..... and I was questioning why there would be different metrics in australia.....


Anyhow, I don't think this calculator even came up in the conversation...

So there.

Do you wanna borrow it or what?

:::leaves abundant lint on Shea's jeans:::


Please, Lady Scott ... get rid of the calculator. I once watched my boss smash a perectly good calculator to bits by beating it repeatedly on the edge of the filing cabinet. He had just botched an order and was venting his personal frustration.

I have such fond memories of that dent in the filing cabinet.

But I *like* that calculator!
It's been with me for years!
Lord Scott gave it to me!
It converts recipes not only from metric to US measurements and back, but also temperatures, and can change the size of recipes.... it's a great calculator!

Then I wouldn't dare deprive you of it for even a second. Imagine the next time you want to make a wallaby stew and you can't find it because it's at the bottom of a kitchen drawer 10,000 miles away..

You would put my favorite calculator in the bottom of a kitchen drawer 10,000 miles away? That's cruel and inhuman punishment to inanimate objects!

BTW...... is your out getting a better dye job?

Well I wouldn't do it deliberately. I'm sure that calculators just naturally gravitate to the bottom of kitchen drawers...

It's going to take me a while to get out of the habit of typing .

Anyway, I've got to go now. I am consumed by the desire to go out and shout angrily at an umpire during a football match.

AW
Shea
Lady Scott