h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear."
-Alan Corenk

Currently listening to: Some stupid tv programme in the other room So whats new?

I hate Eminem for so many reasons, you hit the nail on the head with what you said about his designer 'it's a hard life for a white rapper' attitude. Enough to make you want to snuff it

Well.. what I did seemed mean at the time.. but now it doesn't seem so bad. I've done worse.. but I felt bad at the time.
It all started when my friend (Let's call her X) gave me someones e-mail address, she said that the person who it belonged to was a real freak. She told me to add him and to ask for his picture (he's really ugly apparently). I obliged with the part of adding him.
It turns out after three rather long and tedious conversations that he really likes me () and X is encouraging me to lead him on and then drop him in a mean fashion. I felt really mean agreeing to do it BUT, (yes there's a but) after I posted that I had another conversation with him. I now feel perfectly justified in being nasty to him.
He is sick, a nasty perverted sod who needs help. I won't repeat anything he said (the moderators would kick me off it was that bad) but rest assured I intend to make his life miserable. Take my word, he deserves it. Ugh, I shudder to think of half the things he said!

My Pe teachers are sadists. The funny thing about our Pe teachers is that they aren't actually that athletic. To be honest.. they're all quite fat It's all that standing around savouring the moment while we suffer, that does it. Nasty evil people they are. I'd much rather stay at home.

I see no point in coming into school tommorow, we have all the horrible lessons: Pe (cross country ), Graphic Products (really hard ), French (really boring) and Physics (really hard, boring and irritating )
I'd better go, I have loads of homework to do
ta,
-Nate

Currently listening to: Some really brainless sitcom on the TV There seems to be a lot of them around...

Aw. All is justified with the sod then Isn't it wonderful when idiots suddenly makes you think you're not so bad after all - I think they should get a diploma or something nice for doing that. It's so uplifting And if he continues being nasty, some of the classic ultra-voilence would shut him up

Yes, most PE teachers I've known are in worse physical condition than I am, and would probably achieve heartfailure if they tried only some of the things they force us to do I've had some really athletic ones too - once there was a guy who had playes handball with the national team - they can be pretty demanding too "Aw, come on kids, you're half my age and still I do it better than that!" says the bunch of walking muscles...

"I see no point in coming into school tommorow, we have all the horrible lessons"
Don't even try it, I've had math exam all day And it's like all math test I do - scribble some random numbers in panic, bangs head against desk as often as possible ("Have we even mentioned these kind of tasks ever in class?!") and fling the test away when I reach the last page I hate math with devotion - I'm planning to become a cat when I grow up, where all the math needed is "How many hours am I going to sleep today? Ah, whatever. Zzz..."

Hmm, going to check if News on News is on tonight - I hate it when they cancel it during holidays
Toodles!

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives."
-A. Sachs

"He not busy being born is busy dying."
-Bob Dylan

Currently listening to: Rammstein 'Sonne'.. this is possibly one of my favourite songs. Call me weird but the end part struck me as.. well, eerily touching Yes yes, I'm odd. I know.

Hullo hullo! I'm feeling somewhat bitter today. No real reason.. not much to write I suppose is the main reason.. I'll just dwindle on about something which is irrelivent and uninteresting. That ok?

Well today was terrible. I haven't been with it the past week, my head has been in the clouds and I haven't been able to concentrate on anything
I forgot loads of homework and I couldn't do any of my Graphic Products work (Orthographic Drawing, "It's just simple geometry girls!" ) and I spent the entire lesson pretending to work.
"Natalie, haven't you been working on that same line for an hour now?"

I'm not feeling too happy When I'm high (yesterday was the happiest I've been in ages), it's usually followed immediately by a low (a period of irrational depression) This is my low. Hopefully I'll be feeling better soon and I'll be able to make intelligent conversation (It'll be a first) soon. Sorry to be such a pain.

ta for now,
-Nate

Currently listening to: Some splattermovie on the telly

Ah, we're planning to put in the new computer this weekend, and I'm really looking forward to it It comes with a printer (that works! Finally!), a scanner, a copyer, a faxmachine (so I can fax to all my friends How many teenagers have fax-machines again?), a digital camera and a videocamera I'm feeling like a geek in a software-store And the only thing I gotta do back is ask Trond (mum's boyfriend) before downloading any programmes... Ah, life is sweet ... Oh, and it's possible I won't get online for a few days...

I've just returned from seeing a new episode of 'News on News' - great! My Man Nærum pretended he was a cigarette And my mum has taken the necessary phones so we maybe get to buy tickets for an episode

Hmm, sounds to me you've got a hint of manic-depressive character - I'm sometimes like that too - I'm on top of the world, sitting on a rainbow the one moment, and then I feel like ripping the throat out of whoever's near, or I'm so depressed I only lock myself in my room, listening to blues And I get extremely violent if some guy nearby comments something like "Having a period is not an excuse to be so pissed", but slapping them silly is not the best method to change their mind, is it?

I'm going to sleep now - tomorrow's blessed Saturday, and I can sleep in long
Toodles!

"Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits."
-Dan Barker

"If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live."
-George E. Woodberry

Currently listening to: My Mum complaining at me. I gave away the plot line to her soap Ahh well.. she hates me now. Should keep her quiet for a while.

Well I'm in a good mood. Nothing to be happy about but there ya go Wow! You are so getting all the essentials! I need a scanner.. I need a printer.. I need a fax *sulks* Not fair

Sorry this is such a short posting, it's hectic here. So much to do so little exscuses to avoid doing it
ta,
-Nate

Currently listening to: Trond trying to work out the new video camera...

Well, there's a grand opening at my new school tonight, and I've been asked to do my whole "Big Spender" routine Yesterday we had the soundtest for the show, and it was being supervised by our new music-teacher She immediately wanted to change everything, even though most numbers were worked out for the school variety. "Okay, what if you cut that verse, and then make a little bridge there..." she was such a show off, and talking to everybody like we were putting on a major musical or something... I came on, did my song, and she immediatelly pointed out, "Oh, so you're doing it WITHOUT coreography, are you?" like it was a major sin against life itself And she had me singing it ten times over, all the time crying to me "It's a song about sex, Tilde! You got a put a lot of sex in it! Come on, hip movements now..." Well, I didn't pick it because it was about sex, I picked it because it had a nice melody! I asked around why she had that kind of "The show must go on" attitude, and everybody exclaimed proudly "She's been in England for THREE years!" And that makes you an expert on show business? No one even know what she did there, for crying out loud...

Well, I did as she told me in rehearsals (well, some of it anyway. I refuse to any Britney-routine on stage) and I'm planning to do exactly as I please on the concert tonight. She can shove her hip movements up her - wait, that would be physically impossible, wouldn't it?

And I'm harvesting everybody's sympathy and chokolate at the time - I found out having had three major exams in three days, I've put so much pressure on my arm I now have a big case of tendinitis in my hand, and I can't even hold a pensil It makes school better and worse at the same time, having permission from writing, drawing, and about everything you need your leading hand for. Even typing at a computer takes forever, since my right hand is in a sling... And the pain - the horrible, maddening pain

Well, going to have my dinner (though I suck at using my left hand) and then off to school opening.
Toodles!

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
-George Price

Currently listening to: My delighted sniggers, we got our French test results back. Haha! I got the second highest in the class WINNER, WINNER!

""She's been in England for THREE years!" And that makes you an expert on show business?"
Hey, sure it does! Us Brits know everything there is to know about showbiz, we know everything! Or is that just me? Hmm.. might just be my attitude in general. Oh well..

Yey! I've worked on my new website a bit more.. have you seen it? It's not that good but it does play music from Monty Python

Aww, poor you Hope you feel better. Put your hand up and rest it..
ta,

-Nate

Currently listening to: Nothing. Hahaa! Nothing! Do you hear what I'm saying? There's NO SOUND! I never thought this day would come! I'm so happy I could cry

*Ahem* Well, to explain all that, I can say we've put up the *brand new* computer, and I've fallen in love with it - it doesn't sound like it's a cow giving birth (the "Rrrrrrgghhnnnnn...!" sound), it's actually quite fast (Whooosh! Wham! ), it's not overloaded with broken, downloaded files and viruses, and it's sooo nice to look at - one of those crystal clear, flat as a pancake screens, a "right" keyboard with 20 new buttons to explore, a wireless mouse, and I think this is one of the happiest days of my life *wipes tear from eye * The only drawback thing is, we haven't installed the speakers yet, so I sadly can't listen to the Monty Python songs on your website (Cool, by the way ) but we'll have them up in a jiffy

The song went down very well, by the way, only the microphone got stuck, so I had to crouch down for pretty much of the number, and we recorded it on our new camera, and I still can't cope with how utter stupid I look on film

Well, I'm going to explore this new computer some more (even though I shouldn't, since I use my hand much more than I'm allowed to) but it's so FUN!

Toodles, you showbiz-expert you

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
-Elvis Presley

"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist."
-G. K. Chesterton

Currently listening to: Avril Lavignes non offensive brand of nu-metal which keeps the parents happy and the babybats screaming for more, 'Sk8r Boi'

Today I'm feeling quite light hearted, my appy polly loggies for always talking about how I'm feeling. It's the hippy blood, trying to get in touch with my inner feelings and all that

I suppose I'm in a good mood because our Science teacher isn't making us sit in alphabetical order any more, don't you just hate it when teachers do that? I have to sit at the very back because I'm a W, whereas you are a C and always are first to do things
Me being a W and all, means I have to sit next to all the people I hate. Everyone else seems to be put together (my three best friends are all next to each other in the register: Edwards, Gold and Hume)and then there's me having to sit next to a load of cally bratchnies at the end of the register.
There's this one girl called Abi. She hates me more than anyone I've ever met! It's incredible, I don't think we've ever even spoken properly. Every time I pass her in the hallway she either gives me the evils, bumps into me or looks down her nose at me.
I've got a theory as to why she hates me, it's to do with social status (like most things these days ) and because I'm not a popular and I'm also bit weird, I am a threat and must be glared at I'd so love to do her over with my britva.
Well, now that little rant is over I'm feeling incredibly light headed and jolly! Fantastic!

Ugh, the t**t over the road is playing his drums. He waits until my parents go out and then starts playing really loudly. Fair enough, I have a little thing called 'Heavy Death Metal'.. two can play at that game. As soon as he starts I put on the biggest guitar solo I can find (the first part of Jimi Hendrix 'All Along The Watchtower' works well) on the cd or lp player.
We have these massive speakers. They come up to my knees, I plug em in and blare it out. I pity the neighbours. The only drummer I could stand to live next to is Dom Howard, that would be worth all the noise But this is just annoying, he can't even play. My god, it's just a load of faggy noise! TRY PLAYING IN TUNE YOU LITTLE S**T!
Sorry, it seems that as soon as I calm down I get wound up again

That reminds me, my Grandad bought my Dad one of those 'little book of' things. This one is how to get stressed, yeah, just what my Dad needs It's quite funny though, it gives advice as to the best ways of stressing yourself and others out. Good advice I must say:

"Get a job writing junk mail", "Nurture your greivances. If you don't they'll die and then whoever's done you wrong will have got away with it", "If you're enjoying a physical relationship with a new man, give it a few weeks and then tell him you've missed your period. This information is best left on an answering machine" (although what use my Dad will have for that I don't know ) and "Even in your sleep you can generate stress! Learn to snore."

I've got to go. I have to spend this evening typing up a long and boring essay for my Graphic Products project.. so far all I have is "My card evaluation by Natalie Wood 10P.." I get the feeling most of the time I'm supposed to be spending on Graphic Products will be spent getting a Personal Best in Solitaire.

ta,
-Nate

Currently listening to: Phil Collins singing 'You'll be in my heart' Ah, there's a mood only Collins can get you into...

Good you're feeling good. Coincidentally, I'm feeling like a million dollars just now too Let me see if I can find out why.
Today was the first time this year I could walk outside without my large wintercoat (although I admit the PVC jacket was just a bit too chilly)
We've installed programme that keep away all annoying pop-up adds
I've just heard the special features DVD edition of Singin' in the Rain is finally being sold in Norway (What? Me no typical teenager? What makes you say that? )
We're having one of my favourite meals tonight: Meat-thingy!

On the bad side, yesterday I tried to hold a pencil for the first time since I got tendinitis, and it hurt so bad I violently threw the pencil away and the pain lasted for 15 minutes So this infection lasts a teensy bit longer than I hoped for...

Oh, Loud Noise-wars, eh? Had my fair share of those with Tine, especially the time when we had opposing bedrooms, and she was madly in love with Thomas Anders of Modern Talking As she would play 'You're not alone' 24/7, I would start playing Meatloaf to drown her out, and finally we very soon would hit the maxium volume-phase. And she had the advantage of having a small hearing-disability (after all the years of drum-playing )

How to be stressed? I have one, try sharing the room with a sister that say incoherent things in her sleep Years of listening to her in the middle of the night suddenly mumbling something like "I told you to be quiet, you stupid rabbit, or they'll hear us..."

Ooh, candy time I better go or I'll miss the black licorice
Toodles!

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
--Seneca

We are all born naked and screaming and if you're lucky that sort of thing won't stop there
--Unknown

Currently listening to: Nirvana's Kurt Cobain wailing into the microphone, been there done that!

Heyyy! It's been a while since we last spoke hasn't it? Ahh don't worry. You didn't miss anything important: I found a £1 coin on the floor, went shopping and bought a pair of trainers, had a sleep over, got offered £10 to kiss my friend (refused) and bought a Action Man birthday cake. What a sad child I am

Wahey! Everyones happy... good good! I have more reasons to be happy (bet my reasons beat your reasons ):
My Dad put a programme on my computer so I can watch tv on it
It's my birthday and I'm not going to see any more friends tonight so no more "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"'s
I'm allowed to keep MTV because I'm such a good child
I'm having MY favourite dinner tonight (): spaghetti!

I'd better go, lots of presents so little time
ta,
-Nate

Currently listening to: Mum and Trond eating dinner - some stew or somethin' I really hate that sort of thing...

OMG! You found a £1 coin on the floor? Blimey! Did you really? Wow, I'm so glad I know someone who found a WHOLE £1 coin...

You can tell nothing exhilarating has happened here, don't you? Well, now my good mood has been slightly killed by a number of things;
The ani pop-up programme works on a number of things, so there are certain sites I'm addicted to I can get into!
Today Prof. Petter got really mad after some stupid boys wouldn't stop interrupting him, and gave the whole class a yelling
The snow is now turned all wet and mushy I hate it when it's like that
My hand is still hurting like hell

But then again, there has been some things that again brighten up my day, fighting all bad moods away (these "good mood" wars go on, don't they? )
I'll be alone in the house tonight
I got back my Norwegian exams, and I did very good! 4/6 on New Norwegian, which is better than I ever hoped for, and 6!/6 on the regular Norwegian which is quite unbelievable! No one in class have ever recieved a 6 from that particular teacher!

And that's about it, but that was so great I was nearly crying afterwards... I need to get a life, soon

"I'm not going to see any more friends tonight so no more "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"'s"
Ah, think again...
One...




Two...



Three!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! *Starts singing an old Norwegian birthday song, translated for the Mods convinience*
Horray for you who celebrate another year
You we congratulate! Everybody around you sees us when we march
Bow, nod, wave, turn around
Dance for you with jumps and bounces
From our hearts we wish you all well
Tell us, what more do you wish for? Congratulate!

Oh, that's right - you don't like celebrating your own, do you? Well, let's have a party! Turn on the ball! *Starts dancing to the "Cheeky song"* Woohooo!!

Well, you gotta tell me later on if you got any cool gifts. Remember the is from me
Toodles!

"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what."
-Harper Lee

Currently listening to: Good Charlotte I stand by my statement

Congratulations on your mark! I'm waiting for my Science module results I'm scared senseless.. if it's an A I think I'll die! Eeek! Sorry, I'm so scared.. Biology is the one thing I want to do well in (apart from Art and Drama of course ) It's one of two things I'm going to need if I want to go into Psychiatric Medicine.

*tries to block out the Cheeky Girls* Aww thankyou! Haven't opened my presents yet. I'll let you know what I get from my parents as soon as I get it. Oh... and thanks for the towel
But so far I have recieved:

Bath stuff
£60
three CD's
two books (cynical quotations and amazing facts)
picture frame
mug
candles
new computer parts

I've got to go now, PRESENTS
ta,
-Nate

Currently listening: 'Can't Stop Loving You' with Phil Collins I'm going through a real Collins phase right now. Thinking about buying his new album...

Hmm. If the Biology results doesn't come out good (they probably will, though ) you can at least comfort yourself that you quite definately does it better than me I suck at Science. Right now we're going through carbon chemistry... My mind is looked on the whole "Arthur Dent was a six feet tall carbon based lifeform..." Same thing happened when we were learning about Belgium in Geography. I think I need professional help!

Cynical Quotations eh? How on eart could anyone come up with such a gift for YOU of all beings? *Sigh* I better prepare myself for what is going to come *Covers under a matress*

I think I'm going to write a bit more on my detective story now... It's coming along great, you know, when I finally found out how to kill off Henry
Toodles!

"Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof."
-Ashley Montague

Currently listening to: The Kinks! Heyyyy...

I decided to spare you the cynical quote. Just a random one I pulled out of my hat. Sorry if it's one you've heard before but it was the only one I could remember

I've just had a pretty weird day. Firstly I got accused of slashing my wrists (I did it by accident with my craft knife and it was only a teeny scratch that bled a lot! I put a plaster on it, forgetting I'm allergic and came up in a massive allergic reaction
Then in Maths I put my hair down and everyone went 'Oooooooh'.. I just sat there while everyone made clucky approving noises Lucie then said "My God Natalie! You look so... feminine!" Did my confidence no end of good!

Do tell me how you kill off Henry, I'm just dying to know (no pun intended)
Ta,
-Nate

Currently listening to: Ray Romano trying to be funny on TV - I would be immensely pleased if someone locked him in a room and let him listen to hours and hours of his own annoying voice

I got a haircut today - but to save money my mum payd a hairstyler-trainee to do it, so now I've got kind of a weird cut (plus the hairdye-stripes running down my neck) but I'll adjust, sooner or later Or I'll just lock myself in the bathroom.

Oh, and I'm running out of guys to have crushes on! These are the scores right now:
Michael Ball - taken
The guy in the other class I sorta fancied - taken
The Swedish singer Håkan Hellstrøm - taken
Josh Groban - taken
Truckload of long-forgotten movie stars - dead
Prof. Petter - taken! Today I learned he's in a relationship with a girl from Spain. I should have known all those Spanish-dictionaries on his desk meant no good

So, now I'm going to spend all my effort (well, most of my effort - the other guys will be considered hobbies ) on that cute little Albanian stud at the mall Even though I have to stalk him to know his name...

All the somber thoughs of "how pathetic my existence is, considering my heart pounds for a guy I've never talked to" aside, we're having Spaghetti Rimini tonight! Oh, how I love Spaghetti Rimini! Oh, and I got 6/6 on my English exam! That's as near to amazing I can't take it serious any more...

Oh, I also get those "Wow! You look so much better than you usually do today!" The same thing each time I get a haircut "Oh Tilde, I'm so glad you got rid off all that mess of hair!" or "Why did you cut it like THAT, Tilde? I think you looked prettier before..." Rrrgh! Maybe I should just shave it all off...

Well, all the circumstances around Henry's death is quite worked out yet... Let's just say he dies of a strange object bursting one of his internal organs with no explenation how it got there I won't tell you how it's worked out yet, though

Going to eat some Spaghetti Rimini now! Yay!

Toodles!

"You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake."
-Jeannette Rankin

Currently listening to: New Muse cd I bought recently, along with three others and a video and several other things (came to an amazingly high total)

I had the best time this weekend! I spent vast amounts of money, I took the train into London and went to the Royal Albert Hall with my friend Lucy. We saw Cirque Du Soleil, Saltimbanco! It was amazing! If you ever get the chance to see it, make sure you go. You don't want to pass that opportunity. I've never ever seen such amazing acts as I did today!
Saltimbanco is the only circus that I've been to, where I was attracted to several of the clowns. It isn't a nice feeling to be attracted to one, and I don't wish to repeat the experience (even if they were VERY VERY VERY good looking )
http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/CirqueDuSoleil/en/shows/default.htm

When I was leaving the Albert Hall, I stepped out of the building only to be confronted by a load of film cameras and b list presenters. I looked rather bleary eyed into one camera and give a dopey big grin and wave. I looked a real prat.. GREAT When I had my 5 minutes of fame, I always wanted it to be stupidly and awkwardly done! There, now I can cross 'Make a fool of yourself on public television' off my To Do List..

This weekend I did way too much shopping (all the money given to me as Birthday Presents). I bought John Cleese's 'How To Be Irritating' and 3 Cds (The Eighties Matchobox B-Line Disaster 'Horse of the Dog', Muse 'Showbiz' and The Cooper Temple Clause) I then bought some badge buttons, a very expensive programme for CDS (£9 ) and some other stuff.

Look at it this way: if the rest of your crushes are taken, why not focus your attentions on the 'cute little Albanian stud at the mall' What odd taste you have Tilly... *forgets that she officially has the status of 'worst taste in men'*

"strange object bursting one of his internal organs with no explenation how it got there"
Hmm.. I'm going to loose sleep over this.. hmmm... how on earth? Hmm.. incerdible... You've got to tell me more!

Oh, by the way. I'm trying very hard to rebel and it isn't working I've decided to get something peirced, my Mum is letting me! It'll probably be my ears again.. but I never thought she'd let me. Very weird.. she also let me to to the Albert Hall in a white tux shirt, black tie, black jacket, jeans and trainers. What a patient and tolerant woman she is.. ALSO, on the condition that I don't dye my hair until the summer, I'm allowed to colour it whatever colour I want. Including bright red, blue, green or Purple! It's so hard to rebel in such a relaxed household..

-Nate

Currently listening to: Some soundclips from random movies I downloaded.
Norm: "Don't go out. They're going potty out there. The place is surging with girls!"
John: "Please, sir, sir, could I have on to surge with, sir, please sir?"
Norm: "No. You can't."
- The Beatles "A Hard Day's Night"

I've gone slightly Beatles-mad lately I accidentally caught a few lines from 'Blackbird' and then I got all sentimental, thinking of how my former favourite teacher always used to play Beatles songs when we started school in the morning. Ach, "yesterday... All my troubles seemed so far away..."

Ooh, you went to see Cirque de Soleil? Cool. I've always wanted to, but up to this point I've only had the pleasure of seeing them on TV - the rage hasn't come all the way here up to Scandinavia yet.

Speaking about men again - I haven't had the chance to see the Albanian guy yet, and Prof. Petter I've given up on (He moved in with his Señorita on Friday and is quite clearly in love Aw...) Oh, and while I was on tapdancing class today my father said he bumped into the only guy I've had the joy of de-trousing; Kåre Conradi! It wasn't so strange, minding that the dance-studio was right next to the Norwegian Theatre, where Conradi soon will premier as Prof. Higgins in what is called "A strangely erotic version of My Fair Lady" Of course my mum has promised us tickets...

"I'm going to loose sleep over this"
Ah, good There's only one person other than me who knows how it's strung together, and that is Tine - who has sworn secrecy until I've finished the script. Think of it as publicity ...

I know what you mean - my parents can also be rather undisiplined when it comes to me Only because they are dead certain I know what's right to do - and annoyingly enough, I do My concience is simply too strong, I never smoke or use dope or anything... And my mother let me dye my hair bright green when I was 11!

Well, going to nurture my swollen feet now
Toodles!

"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience."
-James Boswell

Currently listening to: nothingness..... how boring..... and I bought all these new cd's recently........ I shouldn't be listening to nothing! If I wanted to listen to nothing I'd be at school!

Well I'm not at school. I've been struck down with a terrible illness. [dramatic chord] Just extreme nausea and headaches, so as long as we don't mention food we should be ok, our new school Matron is lovely! Compared to our last one she seems to us like an angel sent from God!
I went to the medical room and told her I wasn't feeling well,
"Oh you poor dear! Can I get you a glass of water?"
"Uhm.."
"Sure? Do you feel up to staying at school?"
"Well.."
"Should I ring your Dad?"
"Urh.."
"Ok then.
*is on the phone*
Yes, hello. Mr Wood? This is St Albans Girls School, Natalie's here.. yes, she isn't very well. Yes.. nausea, headache, yes yes.. that too.. yes, good good. There is some of it going round.. yes yes, can't be too careful.. oh really? The poor dear!
*turns to me*
He says he'll be right with you."
"Ah.."
"Go get your bags and wait at reception dear."
"Oh.."
"Bye bye!"
"Uhm.... Bye.."
*I leave looking confused, after all, I'd just gone in to get a paracetemol*

It turned out that my Dad had been ill last week (I don't pay attention)
and he was sure that the symptoms. So now I'm stuck at home with only the computer, fridge, biscuit tin, cd player and the tv for company "It's a hard nuff life..."

Couple of things I forgot to tell you, or I forgot that I told you Yes. Anyway:
Nina had her baby, it's a girl called... uhm... Helena? Yes! That's it!
I'm trying to rebel but it REALLY isn't working I asked my Mum if I can get something peirced and now I'm actually going to have two more holes in each ear... going to get them done with Sarah
I'm allowed to dye my hair bright blue, purple, red or green
and I now fancy one of the clowns from Cirque Du Soleil. Not sure what his name is.. I just know that he played the Clown/Mime. Oh wait! His name is Jesko von den Steinen! Oooh la la

http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/CirqueDuSoleil/fr/shows/touring/saltimbanco_t/clown.htm

I think I'll go and watch A Clockwork Orange again.. viddy thee farewell my molodoy ptitsa
ta,
-Nate

Currently listening to: "Strawberry Fields Forever" Seriously, I can't hear John mumble "I buried Paul" anywhere Is it me who's crazy or is it everyone else? (Ooh, sounded deep! )

Your school Matron sounded like something our school could very much use! How I envy you... At my school you gotta faint of pain to get excused - Which happened to a girl in my class yesterday, actually. She slipped on the ice, and as they tried to put her on her feet again she screamed and fainted Ruined her knee, must possibly have an operation some time - I kinda envy that too, she is excused form PE... Wait, I am too! My blasted/lovely hand keeps me from anything stressful - like a test I have tomorrow It hurts like hell though - have finally taken the bandage off, but am on lots of medication...

Today I found a rather big flaw in myself I haven't thought of before: My complete incapability of getting visibly angry around people I know! We're having a project about Vietnam, and as I'm on the working group from hell and the presentation is tomorrow... I couldn't engage them in anything! While I tried to press on that we should rehearse, they started to wander off and talk about pubic hair. While I placed them by the desk again and again for about 20 times, trying to tell them what they should do tomorrow, I finally was about to burst! I ached to slam my fist in the table, curse loudly or slam the door, but I simply couldn't! That pissed me off even more, and I simply quietly went from the room, to the toilet and finally slammed my (already aching hand) in the wall, where no one noticed Then I went back to them, collected my papers and sayd with a trembling voice "If you don't pull yourself together soon I might as well go and do other homework" When someone yelled "What? But we're rehearsing for tomorrow's presentation. You can't walk off now!" That was the point I had to go outside to get a bit of fresh air...

Seriously, while other girls in my class can scream out in rage, yell and even hit others, no one ever takes me seriously! I think I need to take pro-agressive classes or something...

Gee, now I got a headache too! I need to stop worrying... I'm glad school ended early today so I get a couple of hours for myself in the empty house to listen to 60s music "Speaking words of wisdom: Let it be..." Maybe I'll heat some tomato beans...

Toodles!