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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 10, 2003
<< I think I might start a re-hab center or sumthin'. What to name it...hmmm... >>
Pan's Pun Pit. 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 10, 2003
Very 
Paul H.! 
I mean...sign here!...*whispers...*don't worry, the walls are made of tin and you can walk right back out again! Did I mention it's located on the rock candy mountain?
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Santragenius V Posted Nov 10, 2003
I don't think you did - that's really a pit-y...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 10, 2003
ouch 
don't worry about me. im just pun-ch-drunk 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 10, 2003
Is the Rock Candy Mountain located
in the Ap-pun-nines?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 10, 2003
I'll check the map but I thought they are called the Ap-pun-lations.
S.?! Why is "that too bad"??? Don't you like tin walls? Or is the location the thing? I'd be willing to Strane myslef making YOUR cell
stronger. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 11, 2003
In the big rock candy mountains,
The jails are made of tin,
So you can walk right out again
As soon as you walk in...
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Lady Scott Posted Nov 11, 2003
This thread just keeps getting better and better...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 11, 2003
If the prisoners threw a party,
would it be a cell-abration? 
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Santragenius V Posted Nov 11, 2003
It would be a terrific party - each cell has lots of bars...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 12, 2003
let's hope we won't get barred then 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 12, 2003
is cell division optional?
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Santragenius V Posted Nov 12, 2003
Not if you want a Bud...
(xcuses made if that was a little too biologically demanding )
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 12, 2003
If I were in a petal-ant mood, I might object,
but as long as you use a soft-cell approach,
that's oh-key do-key with me.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 12, 2003
Soft Cell?
I hear a lot of tainted love goes on in those places.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 12, 2003
Pun-a-tentury!
I made the mistake of explaining *our* lil' pun-a-thon at the Canteen at The American Legion last night. My former math teacher,
'Rock' (not a typo) was there. <
I never knew he was full of puns I always thought he was full of!!
I have a whole new batch of double drink bar chips! 
...*wonders when she'll be able to keep the next batch-o-bourbon down...*
I was struck quiet hard by a pool cue!! 
I have a perfectly round
brusie on my, er, I have a bruise! The Young Man who wacked me hurt me worse when he grabbed me up into his arms to say he was sorry!
I took my cue to leave.
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