h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No one nose.

not in this neck of the woods anyway

Yeah - we believe in livern let live.

Speaking of Mary Hartman, Mary....

(Sings theme song)



We love Mary Hartman, yes we do.
She's the one we bring our troubles to.
She is understanding, kind, and sweet.
She helps out---'cause she's got troubles, too....

My favorite episode was when the football coach passed out and drowned in the bowl of chicken soup.

Eye haven't seen any of these.

Yeah, I loved that episode, too.

I also loved the one where the wife-beater backed
into the hall closet, and accidentally impaled
himself on last year's Christmas tree.

The one where the neighbor shot himself in the n*ds and had to get a transplant from a dog.....

Sounds like that episode was the dog's b0ll0cks.

...*enters b-loggless...*



MARY HARTMAN! poor roadkill...maybe one day he'll get the boxed tapes or sumthin'.

welcome back, pan

so did you give mac the knife?

Not yet. I have to drive a very long way to buy another & I'm still too poopped to puckerfrom a lovely time at the Lake.
Also, I'm awaiting a printer I ordered. I'm not sure if it'll go with a mac or if I need to send it back...in order to get another that will go with a new mac. Besides...I'm not going to STAB mac!
I'm gonna' smash him, er, 'it' to bits with a hammer.
Right in front of my house.

Thanks...now that song'll be in my head all day!!!!

...*snaps her fingers to the tune whilst trying to type...*

The lyrics I gave are my own invention;
the original theme song was instrumental.

I liked the episodes where an anarchist put a bomb
on the conveyor belt at the local factory, and
most of the workers were trapped in rubble.
The police sent in a midget SWAT team.

There was a great episode where 87-year-old
Grandpa Larkin was arrested as the Fernwood Flasher.

There was also a local hooker who advertised her
services on CB radio to truckers passing through
Fernwood. She called herself "Big Honey."
She turned out to be the town librarian.

I need some of those tapes...

They would be gems!

Opalease, I know!

Those tapes would be very gneiss to have.

Granited, but where would one get them from?

One thing is crystal clear, Mary Hartnam's name should be set in stone.

If I remember correctoy, Mary Hartman
seemed to be stoned on the set most of
the time.

Carey Grant too!!! He use to take LSD & then 'do' a film.

I can't tell you how sad I was to learn that he had aged & died!
Guess that's when I began to understand the concept of TV.