h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Edges away around the desk.*

What about it?

*Looks at TB then at Scan*

I vill go and see iff Jack vants a hand viz hiz explosionz

*Goosesteps off to find Jack*

*Screeches*

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I mean you might enjoy it...

*hears the screech*

oh god what's he done now

*muffled yell*

NONONONONO DONT PRESS THAT I WAS JUST-

*silence*

Vat are you doink you strange man....................Nien don't zat pleez

nothing happened..... </> nothing happened...... I'M ALIVE!

Zo Jack tell me about your projectz ziz vun looks very interestink

*still in awe*

I'm alive........... alive......... wait.... why isnt it working..... *fiddles with some wires in a giant missile*

Mien Gott, shouldn't ve be getting out of here

You pressed the button!

anyway, I have to fix it- it isnt working

I dit not press zat button swinehundt, I voz not here at ze time

Well I didnt press it........ *looks about paranoidly*

So who di- AHA! found the problem, that bit. Should work fine if I just connect these two *rummages in missile*

*Ducks away from TB* How could I possibly enjoy an interrogation?

Oh I'm very good at it. Oh and I want to iterrogate you. I wan't to interrogate so badly it hurts, especially in these tight pants. Come with me to my room and let me demonstrate my desire...

Ummm... OK!

Hey, a missile... we have those at my secret base...

Are you needing a mad Cherman voman sidekick viz a voice like Frau Farbissina from ze Austin Powerz filmz

So, shall we go for this... Interrogation then? I'f you wait a minute I'll just nip down the wine celler and get a nice whit and a couple of glasses

Err... OK...

*While TB's back is turned, rifles through his desk.*