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I have a confession to make...
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 6, 2004
*appears from a cupboard*
Excuse me, does anyone have any batteries? only the ones in this remote are dead see and I just thought-
*presses button and watches a cage drop over scandrea*
Oh its working again! 
wow! *mutters something and wanders off*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 6, 2004
Ah, thankyou.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Dec 6, 2004
*Picks up rifle and frog marches Scan in front of TB*
Raus raus, herr TB here is your prisoner
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mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing Posted Dec 6, 2004
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12 ninja weasels appear with a note from MB
'... sample of ninja weasels for testing, proficient in biting, nipping, stealing stuff, squeezing into tight spaces (and out again), stealth and general mayhem. Yours on a sale or return basis for one week trial (if dead do not return to sender)'
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 6, 2004
So, are you a hero then?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 6, 2004
*feels the need to state the obvious*
Shes wearing lycra! Dont all superheros wear lycra? I dont trust her! I, an unstrustworthy person, know when someone is untrustworthy!
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Scandrea Posted Dec 6, 2004
Well, if I was untrustworthy, I wouldn't be a hero, would I?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 6, 2004
No I dont believe you! You're all plotting against me and I know it! Dont make me push this big green button, I'll do it!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 6, 2004
what, the one on the coffee machine? Anyway miss, I belive my associate may be right, the wearing of lycra (spandex to our foreign visitors) is a dead givaway. Take her to my room, where I shall interogate her further 
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 6, 2004
*presses the button on the coffee machine and sticks his hand under the hot coffee*
*screams and hops about* I TOLD YOU I WOULD!
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 6, 2004
*walks around in small circles staring at his hand and muttering about all powerful robots and being under appreciated*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 6, 2004
ignore him, it's classic attention seeking behaviour
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Scandrea Posted Dec 6, 2004
So... I am to be interrogated in your room? Why?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 6, 2004
Because you're rather attractive... 
I mean because you may be a hero who snuck in when the deluge arived and I don't like doing interogations in public
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 6, 2004
*shouts AHA suddenly and runs out of the room*
*pause*
*sound of something exploding*
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Scandrea Posted Dec 6, 2004
Don't you think someone should go check on him? 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 6, 2004
Oh I'm sure he'll be alright, now...
*starts to edge around his desk towards Scan*
about this interrogation...
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- 44: mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing (Dec 6, 2004)
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