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Look, I'm currently trying to obtain a hero, ok?

yeah whatever.












*sob*

scruff x

Look, if you tell me who you want to invite I'll get the invites out too, ok?

*Comes in with a notepad*

Are you vanting some dictation taken Herr TB

Ah, yes, good idea, we'll be making an invite list for the wedding

*goes back to trying to look sulky in the corner*

*comes and looks sulky with you*

scruff x

*Sulks with Charlie and Scruff.*

*wraps his arms round the both of them and makes his best attempt at a sultry glare*

................yeah honey if you need me i'll be over here...uh....sulking

scruff x

Ok Herr TB who iz furst on ze list of zose who are beink ordered to your vedding ceremony

Well, I suppose there's the staff, yourself, Jack etc. Umm, some of the ferrets and mongooses better be there too, just in case. Who else do I need to think about? I suppose there's Kham, Feuille et al.

*turns to Scruff*

Who else do we need to invite?

... and will you three pack it in? I can't marry all of you.

*Scribbles*
Me
Jack
Mongooses
Ferrets
Kham
Anthea, can't have one without the other, can I bring Excelsior?
Feuille

anyvun else before I get ze invitations printed

oh, yeah, sure you can invite excelsior, there's Clelba, umm, Paddy... There's bound to be others I've forgotten, better get a load of blanks done so I can add names when I think of them

*Mutters*
Clelba
Paddy

Ack I'd better hire the Albert Hall

* to phone*

*cant decide wether to stop looking sultry yet*

.....

Keep looking Sultry, I like it

*thuffleth over to thcandrea and thcruff*

errrr eththenthe of thulkinethth.....

jutht what I need....

*headth off with a lopthided gait*