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Post 101

Dr Nick

I don't mind biochem too much, it's anatomy I'm not so keen on - all it is is huge amounts of recall. I suppose I'll just have to sit down and learn it...


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Post 102

Catwoman

Oh, and sitting down and learning is just so possible.


Hi Catwoman!

Post 103

Dr Nick

It is if you really put your mind to it.


Hi Catwoman!

Post 104

Catwoman

Your mind is obv more obedient than mine.


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Post 105

Dr Nick

I really do have to cut myself off from the outside world though. Even then I can only concentrate for about a page!


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Post 106

Catwoman

Oh, come on. I can concentrate for a page, but there are so many pages!


Hi Catwoman!

Post 107

Dr Nick

Started on one bunch of lecture notes yesterday. Bored by page 3 and there are still 63 to go! Why didn't I pay attention during the lectures?!


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Post 108

Catwoman

There;s no way yopu can listen during lectures AND read all the stuff they give you. It's physically impossible.


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Post 109

Dr Nick

I agree absolutely!


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Post 110

Dr Nick

I agree absolutely!


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Post 111

Dr Nick

Hmm. Thought that so worth saying I thought I'd post it twice...


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Post 112

Catwoman

Really? So there wasn't any accidental double-clickage going on then?


Hi Catwoman!

Post 113

Dr Nick

That's another possible (and right) theory!


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Post 114

Catwoman

'There are many theories about how and why and what, exactly, happened. Unfortunately, we don't know which is right. But I think that my theory is right. Let me tell you about my theory.'

(direct quote from between the lines of any science lecturer's talk)


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Post 115

Dr Nick

I've figured out that no demonstrators have a clue what's going on, hence their answer of "that's the nature of science" to any questions we have!


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Post 116

neilfish, purveyor of the finest confusion since 1442

dr nick, have you heard any of the disgusting stories from the anatomy demonstrators of their days as students or as PRHOs. some of them are very funny- the best one to talk to is the young, welsh and gay one. can't remember his name at the moment however.


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Post 117

Dr Nick

I've heard some good ones. They make you wonder we'd do! I've heard of some really weird patients! That and I've heard stories from other places where they've taken bits of anatomy and left them in public places. Some possibilities for April Fools' Day here...


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Post 118

Catwoman

Are we in college for April 1st?


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Post 119

Dr Nick

Ah, the lady is wise. Holidays start about mid-March time don't they?


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Post 120

Catwoman

I think so. We'll have to pick another day to be honorary April 1st.


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